“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Priorities

This golden retriever could teach us all a thing or two about getting them straight: I have to say, I’m impressed. And it’s not just because I have a great personal fondness for big fluffy dogs in general, and golden retrievers in particular. That dog is...

Making Britain great again

The very last episode of TOP GEAR’s Series 20 – y’know, from back when the show was really really good because it was still hosted by Clarkson, Hammond, and May – featured a truly beautiful and epic tribute to British manufacturing, which...

A word to the faithful

A number of readers wrote and commented in response to my post last week about how I accidentally-on-purpose wandered into a church – a Catholic one, Sean, in case you were curious, though I have no objection to attending Mass within the house of any real...

In Soviet Russia, troll catch you!

Somewhere in the Kremlin, Vladimir Putin is laughing so hard that the Russian Army’s generals are frantically trying to figure out exactly who it is that he intends to kill in truly horrible ways- thanks largely to this latest prank: There are times when our...

Make Wakanda Great Again

Admittedly, “MWGA” sounds like part of an Eldritch incantation from some H. P. Lovecraft. (“Ph’nglui mwga’nafh Wa’kanda T’Challa ftaghn”? Anyone? No? Oh well.) Even so, ever since I saw this meme this morning-...

The value of pain

The idea of embracing pain is not a popular one, and with very, very good reason. Pain is shunned by every single living creature, and quite rightly so, because pain indicates that something has gone quite wrong and might potentially interfere with the...

The Twentieth

Just when you thought that Roger Federer’s impossibly long list of records and achievements could not get any more impressive, he went and won Grand Slam singles title number twenty earlier this morning (by our reckoning): Being the rabid Federer fan that I...

One hundred forty nine

That is the total number of minutes that it took for the latest FreeStartr campaign created by our Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) to meet its initial goal of $7,500. Two hours, twenty-nine minutes. If the Almighty doesn’t mind pardoning my French here: Holy shit. And...

… And it had better be cooked right!

Courtesy of our friends Heartiste and Gabber @bombbelt: If I ever meet this guy, his money will be no good as far as I am concerned. I’ll buy him drinks anytime he’s in town. This is how you win against feminists- by laughing in their faces. One...

Don’t be a fool…

… wrap your tool, at least if you are stupid and desperate enough to stick it in crazy:The “I’ve got baby rabies” excuse The “Sugar Daddy Flytrap Gambit” The “My body, my choice” excuse And more baby rabies… The...