“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Pulling the pin

I was hoping to post something flippant and silly today, since Sen. Elizabeth “Chief Spreading Bull” Warren did such a hilariously awesome job of stepping on her own rake, but as usual, such plans gang agley, as they are aft wont to do. That is because...

Dumber than NPCs

I did not think it was possible to trigger the Left harder and faster than through the old KEK meme – but apparently the weaponised autists over at the various chans are hell-bent on proving me wrong. Much to my delight, I should add: The new “NPC” meme mocks...

Country roads

Every now and then, you come across a song that reminds you of all of the good things of home and hearth. There are certain songs that remind you of what it means to be in God’s country with the blue sky above you and those simple, stolid, “salt o’...

Show me a good loser…

… and I’ll show you a loser, as the saying goes. Phil Heath’s loss of his Mr. Olympia title about a month or so ago brought that saying to mind in fairly pointed fashion, because his reactions after his loss make it very clear that he still has no...

Twink-Fu: The Legend Continues

About 15 months ago I wrote up what I thought was a pretty funny article riffing off of a video made by Elgin “Trap Lord” Mones, mocking a “grassroots fitness” club called Project Haymaker. The video clip that the Trap Lord roasted consisted of...

Payback is a bitch

And her name is Savannah Sprague, apparently: so my little sister got in a fight tonight and i don’t think i’ve ever been more proud 😂😂 with her phone in her hand & everything lmao THATS MY MF SISTER LETS GOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/8Bpxc30d0Z — sierra sprague...

The tower of voices

Seventeen years. It has been 17 years since the day that those Islamist rat-bastards flew those jetliners into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon. Seventeen years since the day that over 3,000 Americans died – blasted, incinerated, crushed, smashed, ripped...

Sore loser

I do not often comment about women’s tennis, mostly because I find virtually the entirety of the WTA to be utterly boring, bland, and unwatchable. (With perhaps one or two exceptions.) The women’s game is slow, weak, technically deficient, and – as...

The 2,000th

That’s right, boys, this marks the two thousandth post at this ‘ere very ‘eavy, very ‘umble blog since it got started on January 1st 2013. That’s 2,077 days worth of blog life, and near-as-dammit one post per day. (For the maths nerds...