“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The post-election shitlord schadenboner

Not that anyone really cares, but… what did the ol’ Didact think upon learning that the Republicans had lost control of the House of Representatives, but kept the Senate and improved upon their majority? “Bummer. Oh well, looks like that ‘Blue...

Drinking games with The Last Straw

Readers know by now just how much I absolutely loathed the steaming pile of bovine byproduct that was The Last Jedi. I regarded it as an absolute insult to the legacy of the greatest SF/F franchise ever made, and a slap in the face to all of us who once...

How the #WINNING!!! will end

Before we get started with today’s topic, let us get one thing straight from the outset: Our magnificent and benevolent God-Emperor, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus, has done more to bring peace and prosperity to the United States of America than the last four...

Burn the Earth

With pillars of flame sent from the sky and the disobedient being turned into pillars of salt – the whole deal: What. The. ACTUAL. I wish that were a joke, but unfortunately the video and the, uh, “people” in it are very much real. Let’s...

Pulling the pin

I was hoping to post something flippant and silly today, since Sen. Elizabeth “Chief Spreading Bull” Warren did such a hilariously awesome job of stepping on her own rake, but as usual, such plans gang agley, as they are aft wont to do. That is because...

Dumber than NPCs

I did not think it was possible to trigger the Left harder and faster than through the old KEK meme – but apparently the weaponised autists over at the various chans are hell-bent on proving me wrong. Much to my delight, I should add: The new “NPC” meme mocks...

Country roads

Every now and then, you come across a song that reminds you of all of the good things of home and hearth. There are certain songs that remind you of what it means to be in God’s country with the blue sky above you and those simple, stolid, “salt o’...

Show me a good loser…

… and I’ll show you a loser, as the saying goes. Phil Heath’s loss of his Mr. Olympia title about a month or so ago brought that saying to mind in fairly pointed fashion, because his reactions after his loss make it very clear that he still has no...

Twink-Fu: The Legend Continues

About 15 months ago I wrote up what I thought was a pretty funny article riffing off of a video made by Elgin “Trap Lord” Mones, mocking a “grassroots fitness” club called Project Haymaker. The video clip that the Trap Lord roasted consisted of...