“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
A very happy Post-Turkey-Day-Food-Coma-Pass-the-Antacids evening to all of my Heathen Rebel Colonist friends, whom I presume had a great time yesterday doing what Americans do – eating, watching football, and burping on the couch. For those of you who are not...
Brothers, as I mentioned in my last post, we don’t often get a chance to celebrate good news anymore. The world has gone insane, and the madness is getting worse every single day. Just this week, Austria locked down its unvaccinated citizens – which did...
Well, this was certainly an eventful week. I spent the last few days in a sort of “corporate retreat” (minus the “corporate” part, for various reasons), doing all sorts of activities that I normally wouldn’t touch with a 30-foot pole....
What a week it’s been. I’ve spent the last 5 days up to my eyeballs in strategic thinking, frameworks, case studies, and an extremely crushing presentation schedule that left me with literally no time even to go to the gym yesterday. And given that...
Riddle me this, Batman: How do you destroy a country in the shortest time possible? There are actually multiple answers to that question, but the best answer of the lot has to do with the derangement of the money supply. When you cheapen the money of a nation, you do...
I know shit’s weird and gettin’ weirder by the day, but this week had to be one of the weirdest in a while. Earlier this week, the Fake President and his Fake Maladministration appointed a mentally ill man, who thinks he is a woman, to the position of...
After two weeks (or thereabouts) spent bumming around in [redacted], I’m back, I’m tanned (not that you can really tell), I’m refreshed, and I’m ready to get stuck into this whole shitposting business again. The vacation was immensely good fun,...
Greetings from the coast of sunny [redacted]!!! The weather is warm – even for early autumn – and the beach is beautiful. Or at least, I think it is – I can’t actually see it from where I’m sitting. But around here, the women are pretty...
Hail, fellows, and well met. Yours truly is finally on vacation in an undisclosed location, enjoying sunshine, beach weather, and cocktails. Or rather, in my case, a decent bottle of red wine. I’ve never understood the American and British predilection for beer,...
Brothers, if you’re wondering why events feel like they are rapidly spinning out of control, understand that this is how things always look when great empires fall. We’ve simply gotten far too used to comfort and ease in our lives. And make no mistake,...
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