“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

“Punch it, Chewie!”

Well, that sucks…: Seeing as it is May the 4th, therefore STAR WARS Day, it seems fitting to remember one of the best cast-members of the original trilogy – y’know, back when it got converged into a flaming pile of SJW-infested shit. The...

Japan is where vegans go to die

Japan is, as we all know, the King of WEIRD. Not for nothing have I repeatedly posted up clips and pictures that show just how crazy the country can be. There is, however, one thing that Japan does extraordinarily well – and that is eating meat and...

Monday morning MMA meltdown

Well, it’s Monday, and that of course is pure suckage. And I am in a particularly beastly mood today – as in, I am in a mood to go hit things and lift heavy shit. Being in that frame of mind has led me to assemble a whole bunch of interesting videos...

Friday T&A: Blended Smoothie Edition

Well, here we are at another Friday, and I have to admit that it has been a rough week overall. Not necessarily for me personally, but for our Christian brothers and sisters around the world. We are under attack everywhere we go, and it is genuinely hard to maintain...

Phishing for Nigerians

I got an email in one of my personal accounts which was just too funny not to share. Please note that I have not changed one single word of the email, it’s quoted exactly as I got it: Greetings, My name is Major James K. Hoffman. I am an American soldier,...

The secret in plain sight

Pssst! Hey, shitlord! Do you want to know the secret to defeating the lunatic Left? I’ll tell you in just a moment. But first, I want you to watch this short video: I have no idea who or what this is but LISTEN to this WHACK JOB! 👇🏼 And just say no to drugs!!!...

300mph wall smash

In my post the other day about once-hot babe Tia Carrere, I wasaccused of being rather uncharitable toward the aforementioned lady by commenter “Himself”: I don’t know about 200 mph. She doesn’t appear to be anywhere near as bad as the examples...

Monday morning Grand Tour goodbye

It’s Monday, the day after Easter Sunday, right after some assholes decided to blow themselves up in churches and hotels across Sri Lanka and killed over 200 Christian brothers and sisters in the process. I’ll give you one guess as to which exact...

996 nonsense

Alibaba CEO Jack Ma made headlines around the world recently when he talked about the “996 ethic” that he says is required in order to do well within his company: To survive at Alibaba Group Holding Ltd. you need to work 12 hours a day, six days a week....