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Monday morning hearing difficulties

Aw hell, it’s Monday again. Another week of shitposting and memes lies ahead. Life is tough, man, it’s tough… Fortunately, the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster is here to help, with an explosive mix of politics, history, economics, opinion, funny...

Gym idiocy: Balance ball squats edition

Do you remember this picture? It’s been floating around teh innarwebz for years, and it’s all about the dangers posed to clients by really dumb, really inept gym trainers: I always thought that this was more of a joke than anything else, and that nobody...

The TrumpCure works

This video of a very foreign doctor working in Houston, TX, and treating Kung Flu patients was apparently so terrifying, so evil, so horrible, and so dreadful that YouTube and Google have thoroughly banned it: Her name is Dr. Stella Immanuel, and she’s...

The Toe gets it

Toe Rogan is moving to Texas: See, even though Toe Rogan is only about 4’2″, he fully understands what most rational people do – that moving away from Commiefornia and to a free state is a Very Good Thing. People have a deep-seated natural desire to...

Monday morning with lightsabers

Monday. Just… NO. Don’t worry, though, it’s not so bad, because Monday morning ALSO means another edition of the Great Mondaydact Browser Buster to brighten up your day with plenty of shitposting, great pics, cool tunes, and a hot chick at the end....

There goes the Mandate of Heaven

First it was the Kung Flu, then it was a global economic shutdown, and now it appears that the Middle Kingdom has been hit with severe flooding: You wouldn’t know it if you were paying attention to what the never-to-be-sufficiently-cursed whorenalists of the...

If you’re going to do unto others…

… do it hard and fast: According to the Wall Street Journal, Red Bull North American chief executive Stefan Kozak and North American president and chief of marketing Amy Taylor were both terminated from their positions after they attempted to force the company...

Monday morning bisexuals be bonkers

It’s Monday again, and damn but I’m tired. The weekend was a bit nuts for a variety of reasons, and by the time I settled in for the evening with a LARGE dose of dark German beer, I was pretty much half in the sack. The beer and subsequent shot of...

The red dragon needs a red pill

The intrepid travelers who run the ADVChina channel, Winston from serpentza and C-Milk (Matthew Tye) from laowhy86, were on a road adventure in Taiwan and decided to address a few topics about child-rearing and masculinity in China. Their thoughts on the subject are...