“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
Very early in the morning of Thursday, November 21, 2024, the skies above the Banderastani (for now) city of Dniepropetrovsk opened up for a few moments, and a hail of what looked like nothing less than Zeus’s own lightning bolts, slammed into the ground. They hit the...
Well, the Trumpasaur certainly has not kept anyone waiting or guessing (much) with respect to his picks for his future Administration. There has been a blizzard of names emerging out of the God-Emperor’s camp of late, and the resulting howls of rage and despair...
As we saw last night, the world appears to be returning – kind-of-sort-of-really-slowly-in-a-chaotic-way – to normal. We can say this, because His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus...
Well, brothers, there it is. His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, has won...
As a general rule, watching American politics is rather like watching American football – or European football, for that matter: noisy, stupid, and generally pointless. Indeed, one could argue that isn’t even a very good analogy – it may well be more apt to consider...
His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, appeared on a couple of long-form...
The picture you see above is one that the Russians have been assiduously disseminating around the world, since the start of the BRICS summit in Kazan’. That global gathering wrapped up yesterday, and it proved to be every bit as world-changing as we were originally...
For those paying attention to the Banderastan War, a certain smelly green-shirted piano-pecker-playing “comedian”, who pretends to be leading a fake country called “Ukraine”, recently stated that he wants that same fake country to acquire nuclear weapons: The sheer...
The picture you see above is a screenshot of the headlines that blared across Israeli media in 1992, following the assassination of one Abbas al-Musawi, then the Secretary-General of the Shi’ite Lebanese militia, Hezbollah. The Israelis killed al-Musawi, along with...
Pretty much immediately after His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, announced...
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