“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Victory 2024

Victory 2024

Well, brothers, there it is. His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, has won...
Choose ye, O choose, Free People!

Choose ye, O choose, Free People!

As a general rule, watching American politics is rather like watching American football – or European football, for that matter: noisy, stupid, and generally pointless. Indeed, one could argue that isn’t even a very good analogy – it may well be more apt to consider...
Fresh-squeezed Ornj Boi

Fresh-squeezed Ornj Boi

His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, appeared on a couple of long-form...
The new Cold War

The new Cold War

The picture you see above is one that the Russians have been assiduously disseminating around the world, since the start of the BRICS summit in Kazan’. That global gathering wrapped up yesterday, and it proved to be every bit as world-changing as we were originally...
The Bell-end and the bomb

The Bell-end and the bomb

For those paying attention to the Banderastan War, a certain smelly green-shirted piano-pecker-playing “comedian”, who pretends to be leading a fake country called “Ukraine”, recently stated that he wants that same fake country to acquire nuclear weapons: The sheer...
A category error of thinking

A category error of thinking

The picture you see above is a screenshot of the headlines that blared across Israeli media in 1992, following the assassination of one Abbas al-Musawi, then the Secretary-General of the Shi’ite Lebanese militia, Hezbollah. The Israelis killed al-Musawi, along with...
Why “weird” works against Vance

Why “weird” works against Vance

Pretty much immediately after His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, announced...
When Eden burns

When Eden burns

The north of England is burning tonight, because of clashes between “far-right” and “left-wing” mobs in cities like Liverpool, Hull, Manchester, Leeds, and others. London is not immune to them either – though Londonistan is NOT an English...
Between the Dummy and the Derp State

Between the Dummy and the Derp State

OK, honestly, chaps, would whoever it is that is running this crazy ride please quit already? Stop the world, it is too insane, I want to get off. This has been one of those days when weeks happen in the space of hours. I refer, of course, to the fact that the Fake...
They tried to kill the King

They tried to kill the King

I was just about ready to call it a night yesterday, when notifications started to flood into my Telegram feed about a shooting at a rally held by His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus...