by Didact | Feb 4, 2019 | Mondays, Uncategorized
OFMIM. And, as always, yer ‘umble servant is ‘ere to ‘elp you through it. We start this week off with a dissection of Freudian analysis. (Yes, I know, you’re hungover and grumpy, I’ll try to keep this as painless as possible.) Sigmund...
by Didact | Jan 28, 2019 | Mondays, Uncategorized
Mondays just plain SUCK, man. And this one, in particular, seriously sucks if you were once employed at Buzzfeed, Verizon’s various media divisions, or Gannett, up until last Friday. Of course, for the rest of us who don’t hate Heritage America,...
by Didact | Jan 21, 2019 | Mondays, Uncategorized
Mondays just suck, as a general rule, and this one is certainly no exception. Fortunately, I have plenty of distractions to cheer you up today. Bird-killers, movie trailers (for a good movie, not the usual Pedowood shit), political commentary, British comedy,...
by Didact | Jan 14, 2019 | Mondays, Uncategorized
Tell me why I don’t like Mondays… (Or Bob Geldof, for that matter.) Well, seeing as it is Monday, we might as well start off with people who probably had a worse weekend than you did. In this case, that would be… the French. Yes, the French. The butt...
by Didact | Jan 7, 2019 | Mondays, Uncategorized
Monday… What is the POINT of this most horrid of days?!? And why, in the name of ALL that is holy, does it have to come around once a week?!? Oh well. We’d better try to make the best of the situation. So let us start with a language lesson. Oh,...
by Didact | Dec 31, 2018 | Mondays, Uncategorized
Normally, Mondays really, really stink. But in 2018, we have been inordinately lucky. This year, Christmas Eve and New Year’s Eve have both fallen on Mondays, and this is very much to the good. So instead of the usual bitching and moaning about how...
by Didact | Dec 24, 2018 | Mondays, Uncategorized
Oh nuts, it’s Mon – What’s that you say? “Didact, cheer up, it’s Christmas Eve!” Wa-hey, you’re right! That means that tomorrow is the single best day of the year. And I have to say, I’m truly chuffed to bits about...
by Didact | Dec 17, 2018 | Mondays, Uncategorized
Monday. Bugger. Well, look on the bright side: if you are reading this, you are not waking up on a Monday morning in North Korea. Also – consider yourself lucky that you are not this guy: A Russian billionaire embroiled in Britain’s costliest divorce has...
by Didact | Dec 10, 2018 | Mondays, Uncategorized
It’s Monday again. проклятый сукин сын… I used Russian swear words because they’re appropriate, and because Russian is an exceptionally fine language to use for swearing. I thought English cuss words could be descriptive, but Russkies take it to...
by Didact | Dec 3, 2018 | Mondays, Uncategorized
Tell me why I don’t like Mondays… This Monday is actually a little better than most, for a number of reasons. But it’s still Monday, and that is making everyone pretty miserable. So, your friendly neighbourhood Didact has assembled a bunch of...
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