“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning moonbat madness

Boys, there ain’t no gettin’ past the fact that Mondays muddapuckin’ SUCK. But they must suck harder than a freakin’ vacuum cleaner if you live in Hollyweird. That’s the only way that I can explain this particular bit of moonbattery,...

Monday morning legends of legendary heroes

Well, here we are at another Monday, and I thought that instead of bitching about it, we could start off the week by reminding ourselves of some legendary heroes of the past, in line with my Father’s Day post from yesterday about the need for heroes in our...

Monday morning MAGA hats

Aaaargh… It’s Monday again. That being said – this past week was a pretty good one, for there were a great many displays of wonderful patriotism and love of nation, and the fighting men who make a nation strong. So get your MAGA hats out, boys,...

Monday morning Wall Winning

It’s Monday, and that usually sucks ass, but then I saw this video yesterday from our friend Mark Dice, and it made the day a very, very happy one: Yep. A small part of the BIG BEYOOOTIFUL BORDER WALL is being built by the hands and money and pure cussed...

Monday morning Memorial mashup

It’s Monday again, and this Monday is a particularly special one, given that it is, of course, Memorial Day. There are several uniquely American holidays. Each one reveals a different facet of the American character. President’s Day shows...

Monday morning freedomboner

OFMIM. Could be worse, I suppose – I might not be around to help the horrors of this day go away with my epic-linkage-and-babes posts every week, after all. So let’s get started with the very necessary process of getting through this crap-sundae of a day...

Monday morning lingerie football

Monday is a BITCH. But, thanks to our good friend Dire Badger, we have some real bitches tackling each other on the field to make the day all better: I know basically nothing about gridiron, but I’m given to understand that most of those tackles are...

Monday morning Mortal Kombat

Welp… it’s Monday… Easy there, boys, it’s OK, the usual weekly post from your old buddy the Didact is here to make it all better. We start off with some epic gruesomeness, in the form of all of the fatalities from Mortal Kombat 11: I know that...

Monday morning MMA meltdown

Well, it’s Monday, and that of course is pure suckage. And I am in a particularly beastly mood today – as in, I am in a mood to go hit things and lift heavy shit. Being in that frame of mind has led me to assemble a whole bunch of interesting videos...

Monday morning Grand Tour goodbye

It’s Monday, the day after Easter Sunday, right after some assholes decided to blow themselves up in churches and hotels across Sri Lanka and killed over 200 Christian brothers and sisters in the process. I’ll give you one guess as to which exact...