“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning corporate cancer

It’s the Time of Suckage again… For those of you wondering about pandas – I don’t like them, actually. If it were up to me I’d let them all die out – and then turn them into panda steaks. Well, let’s make the best of it....

Monday morning with Dave Chappelle

Monday. Ёб твою мать… Well, enough bitching, let’s get on with making it all better. The Male Brain writes in with his usual compilation of excellent stuff, starting with some Dave Chappelle clips where, as usual, he tells it like it is. Given that this is...

Monday morning climate cock-up

Monday. Bloody hell… Well, at least we have coffee to make it all better: Last week was definitely an epic one in terms of spectacular cock-ups by the Left. Whether we’re talking about those absurd “climate strikes”, wherein the new Children of...

Monday morning Roughnecks rumble

OFMIMA. Well, look on the bright side – it doesn’t last forever. With that in mind, let’s get on with the process of coping, by indulging in some great videos, memes, humour, and hot chicks (preferably with guns). We start with our friend The Male...

Monday morning license to shill

Monday. Eugh. Well, let’s make the best of it. And this week, actually, there is a lot of good stuff, because this post is basically a big collaboration between me and our friend The Male Brain, who sent over a whole bunch of videos about all the things wrong...

Monday morning mollywhoppery

Lord, please make Monday go away. *bows head and prays* Aw, dammit, STILL Monday. Oh well. Let’s get on with it, then. This past weekend saw a highly anticipated clash between the two best lightweights in the UFC. One, of course, was a bit more...

Monday morning labour pains

Well, sure as the world turns, here we are at another Monday, and here I am again to help make it all better and go away. Actually, this Monday is not so bad, because it’s Labour Day in the USA, which allows Americans everywhere to celebrate without any...

Monday morning dance dance revolution

Mondays are foul and they almost never bring any good news. This one is certainly no exception. So, to cheer you up, here are some clips of people dancing. The fact that the first one happens to involve people from a certain (((ethnic group))) is neither here nor...

Monday morning with Uncle Milty

Mondays are the bane of our existence, but as what can’t be cured must be endured, we are stuck with them. So we might as well make the best of the situation. And few things are more endearing or amusing than watching a certain Milton Friedman making socialists...

Monday morning media manhandling

Mother of God, it’s Monday again. Please, please can we be done with it already?!? Of course, if your name started with “J”, and ended with “effrey Epstein”, then you aren’t around to greet this particular Monday –...