“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning labour pains

Well, sure as the world turns, here we are at another Monday, and here I am again to help make it all better and go away. Actually, this Monday is not so bad, because it’s Labour Day in the USA, which allows Americans everywhere to celebrate without any...

Monday morning dance dance revolution

Mondays are foul and they almost never bring any good news. This one is certainly no exception. So, to cheer you up, here are some clips of people dancing. The fact that the first one happens to involve people from a certain (((ethnic group))) is neither here nor...

Monday morning with Uncle Milty

Mondays are the bane of our existence, but as what can’t be cured must be endured, we are stuck with them. So we might as well make the best of the situation. And few things are more endearing or amusing than watching a certain Milton Friedman making socialists...

Monday morning media manhandling

Mother of God, it’s Monday again. Please, please can we be done with it already?!? Of course, if your name started with “J”, and ended with “effrey Epstein”, then you aren’t around to greet this particular Monday –...

Monday morning curls in the squat rack

Mondays are a waste of time, space, energy, and of course human happiness. Fortunately, while there is nothing much that we can do about the inevitable passage and decay of time, we can try to put ourselves in a better frame of mind. Now, I don’t know about...

Monday morning scripting scandal

Mondays really are the potholes in life’s highway. Fortunately, I’m here to help you get through the day with the usual assemblage of videos, links, pics, and music so that you can get through this shit-show with at least a semblance of a smile on your...

Monday morning Dark Knight dialogue

I hate Mondays. And this Monday, I have to go apply for a British visa. You Yankees are fortunate enough not to have to go through the sheer misery – and expense – of this horrid process. Let me tell you, it is PAINFUL. The only visas that are worse...

Monday morning making an ass

It’s Monday again. Yeah, I know, man. I feel the same way, and it can be summed up in three letters: “F. M. L.” Fortunately, your good friend the Didact is here to make it all better by amusing, edumacating, and diverting you. So let’s get...

Monday morning patriot parade

Here we are on another bloody Monday, and I’m pretty sure most of you are just as depressed about that as I am – especially given that last week America celebrated its Independence Day in grand style. So, to cheer ourselves up, I figured we might...

Monday morning Vitamin S

Monday. Ugh. It’s about as much fun as finding a wad of hair in your morning coffee. Which, come to think of it, is probably a pretty common occurrence for Garfield there. No wonder he’s so pissy about them. Nonetheless, because it is Monday, that...