“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning baby mama drama

Lord but I do hate Mondays. About the only good thing that can be said of this day is that its worst effects are usually solved with a very strong cup of coffee. And speaking of coffee, I have a feeling that the initial subject of this week’s compilation is...

Monday morning catching crabs

It’s Monday again. Bugger this for a bag of crisps. Nonetheless, I think it’s going to be a good week. The weather is definitely getting warmer, the God-Emperor continues with his epic WINNING!!!, and the hordes of daemons who infest this world tremble in...

Monday morning Presidential parade

Bloody hell, it’s Monday again. Can we please just skip it today? Unfortunately, the answer to that is, of course, NO. So, as always, yer very ‘eavy, very ‘umble servant is ‘ere to make it better by presenting, yet again, the Great Mondaydact...

Monday morning in Paris

As Mondays go, this one is definitely a pretty good one – especially in light of all of the epic WINNING!!! from last week. And, as I noted a few days ago, boy howdy was there a lot of that. Back when Donald Trump proclaimed, with his typical...

Monday morning F*** OFFs

Normally, Mondays are absolutely bloody MISERABLE. Not this one. This is the first Monday since the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland FINALLY left the never-to-be-sufficiently-cursed European Union. Technically they are still bound by EU law...

Monday morning Davos demolition

Argh. Not again. Well, if it must be Monday, then we might as well make the best of it – with the usual Great Mondaydact Browser Crash, in which yer very ‘eavy, very ‘umble servant assembles a collection of awesomeness from all over the place to...

Monday morning Galaxy Quest

By Grabthar’s Hammer, by the Sons of Warvan… Mondays SUCK. Fortunately, the Great Mondaydact Browser Crash is here again, right on schedule, to help you get over that shit and get right back to CRUSHING!!! And we’ll start off this week with a movie...

Monday morning mugblood muddle

Mondays are never much fun, but this Monday has got to be especially unpleasant for the Royal Family of PommieBastardLand. Fortunately, your buddy Didact is here to help you get through it with the usual Great Mondaydact Browser Crash, and this week’s edition...

Monday morning drone strike

It’s Monday, and if you are reading this on your computer, then you presumably have not been turned into a cloud of constituent atoms hovering over an irradiated wasteland, and WWIII has not broken out yet. The reason why I bring this up is, of course, because a...

Monday morning Men of the Year

Happy Monday, boys. Normally that is a complete oxymoron. But today is the very last Monday of 2019, and tomorrow is New Year’s Eve. So let’s get this party started by looking at the works of highly accomplished men. All of these clips come from links...