“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning spirit of Spartans

Monday. Ugh. Fortunately you can look forward to the Great Mondaydact Browser Crash to liven up your morning. So let’s start by giving you some motivation to get your butt out of bed and train like a beast – with the beastliest of all men. The Spartans...

Monday morning comedy cringefest

Mondays just plain stink, and there ain’t no way, no how, to get around that fact. Well, other than your usual Mondaydact compilation designed specifically to overload and crash your browser, as one commenter put it here a few weeks back. So, let’s...

Monday morning Devil Mouse Wars

Monday. Jeebus. Why can’t this day come included with an SJW to flay and whose skull we can chase with silver and use to drink their blood red wine? Well, let’s get on with it – and hopefully cause a few SJWs to lose their lunches, and eventually...

Monday morning Macross Saga

Monday. As the Russians would say: Пиздец блять нахуй, какой дерьмовый день!!! No, I don’t like pandas. As far as I’m concerned, this is one species that is thoroughly deserving of getting its ass totally extinctified. Right. Well. Bitching about...

Monday morning corporate cancer

It’s the Time of Suckage again… For those of you wondering about pandas – I don’t like them, actually. If it were up to me I’d let them all die out – and then turn them into panda steaks. Well, let’s make the best of it....

Monday morning with Dave Chappelle

Monday. Ёб твою мать… Well, enough bitching, let’s get on with making it all better. The Male Brain writes in with his usual compilation of excellent stuff, starting with some Dave Chappelle clips where, as usual, he tells it like it is. Given that this is...

Monday morning climate cock-up

Monday. Bloody hell… Well, at least we have coffee to make it all better: Last week was definitely an epic one in terms of spectacular cock-ups by the Left. Whether we’re talking about those absurd “climate strikes”, wherein the new Children of...

Monday morning Roughnecks rumble

OFMIMA. Well, look on the bright side – it doesn’t last forever. With that in mind, let’s get on with the process of coping, by indulging in some great videos, memes, humour, and hot chicks (preferably with guns). We start with our friend The Male...

Monday morning license to shill

Monday. Eugh. Well, let’s make the best of it. And this week, actually, there is a lot of good stuff, because this post is basically a big collaboration between me and our friend The Male Brain, who sent over a whole bunch of videos about all the things wrong...

Monday morning mollywhoppery

Lord, please make Monday go away. *bows head and prays* Aw, dammit, STILL Monday. Oh well. Let’s get on with it, then. This past weekend saw a highly anticipated clash between the two best lightweights in the UFC. One, of course, was a bit more...