“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning Galaxy Quest

By Grabthar’s Hammer, by the Sons of Warvan… Mondays SUCK. Fortunately, the Great Mondaydact Browser Crash is here again, right on schedule, to help you get over that shit and get right back to CRUSHING!!! And we’ll start off this week with a movie...

Monday morning mugblood muddle

Mondays are never much fun, but this Monday has got to be especially unpleasant for the Royal Family of PommieBastardLand. Fortunately, your buddy Didact is here to help you get through it with the usual Great Mondaydact Browser Crash, and this week’s edition...

Monday morning drone strike

It’s Monday, and if you are reading this on your computer, then you presumably have not been turned into a cloud of constituent atoms hovering over an irradiated wasteland, and WWIII has not broken out yet. The reason why I bring this up is, of course, because a...

Monday morning Men of the Year

Happy Monday, boys. Normally that is a complete oxymoron. But today is the very last Monday of 2019, and tomorrow is New Year’s Eve. So let’s get this party started by looking at the works of highly accomplished men. All of these clips come from links...

Monday morning Ragnarok roundup

Hail and kill on this miserable Monday, fellow einherjar. I realise that some of you had a great weekend, carousing with valkyrja and guzzling mead like it’s going out of fashion, and are therefore in the process of working off a jotun-sized hangover,...

Monday morning Spoiled Wars

Happy Suckage Day, boys. As always, to make this day of misery less, well, miserable, yer very ‘eavy, very ‘umble servant is ‘ere with your regular Great Mondaydact Browser Crash. And we start by doing something that cannot be done often enough...

Monday morning shampeachment

Mondays suck. And they REALLY suck ass if you have to pay any attention whatsoever to that ongoing circus over on Capitol Hill, where the Daemoncrats are desperately trying to make their ridiculous impeachment proceedings stick to His Most August, Noble,...

Monday morning storm warning

God help us, it’s Monday again. For my American readers – which are most of them, actually – it’s a doubly terrible Monday because people are coming out of massive food comas and hangovers, and also because all of the crazy shopping madness...

Monday morning Idiocracy

Beelzebub’s buttcrack, it’s Monday again… As always, we simply have to make the best of things. So let’s get started – no point faffing around, after all. We’ll begin with a movie that will make you feel better about yourself and...

Monday morning Snowden chronicles

It’s Monday again. Were I a sad and bitter man, I’d leave it at that and let you stew in your misery on this day. But I’m not one, so I shan’t do that. Instead, I have gone to the ends of the Earth – or at least, YouTube – to...