“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday morning pandemic pandering

Well, here we are at Monday again, and to be very honest, it’s been a pretty grim start to the week. As of this exact time of writing, there are over 723,000 confirmed cases of Corona-chan’s pestilential blessings around the world, with over 142,000...

Monday Morning Kung Flu Fighting

Hell’s Bells, it’s Monday again. And, unfortunately, if you thought that last week was bad, this week looks like it’s going to be even worse. And we all know why that is. It is because the Chinese gave the ENTIRE FREAKIN’ WORLD a...

Monday morning Hell Week

Boys, I’m gonna level with you: last week absolutely was the week from Hell. Everything hit pretty much right at the same time – a full moon that sent all the crazies into overdrive and meltdown; a killer pandemic sweeping the globe and resulting in...

Monday morning with Tex Avery

Oh shit, it’s Monday again… Still and all, we might as well make the best of it, with the usual epic Great Mondaydact Browser Crash. And we’ll start with some good old-fashioned Tex Avery cartoons – though my loyal American readers might have a...

Monday morning baby mama drama

Lord but I do hate Mondays. About the only good thing that can be said of this day is that its worst effects are usually solved with a very strong cup of coffee. And speaking of coffee, I have a feeling that the initial subject of this week’s compilation is...

Monday morning catching crabs

It’s Monday again. Bugger this for a bag of crisps. Nonetheless, I think it’s going to be a good week. The weather is definitely getting warmer, the God-Emperor continues with his epic WINNING!!!, and the hordes of daemons who infest this world tremble in...

Monday morning Presidential parade

Bloody hell, it’s Monday again. Can we please just skip it today? Unfortunately, the answer to that is, of course, NO. So, as always, yer very ‘eavy, very ‘umble servant is ‘ere to make it better by presenting, yet again, the Great Mondaydact...

Monday morning in Paris

As Mondays go, this one is definitely a pretty good one – especially in light of all of the epic WINNING!!! from last week. And, as I noted a few days ago, boy howdy was there a lot of that. Back when Donald Trump proclaimed, with his typical...

Monday morning F*** OFFs

Normally, Mondays are absolutely bloody MISERABLE. Not this one. This is the first Monday since the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland FINALLY left the never-to-be-sufficiently-cursed European Union. Technically they are still bound by EU law...

Monday morning Davos demolition

Argh. Not again. Well, if it must be Monday, then we might as well make the best of it – with the usual Great Mondaydact Browser Crash, in which yer very ‘eavy, very ‘umble servant assembles a collection of awesomeness from all over the place to...