“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Saving the World Edition

Friday T&A: Saving the World Edition

Boys, it’s official. We have it straight from the President’s mouth: REPORTER: QAnon believes you are secretly saving the world from this cult of pedophiles and cannibals. Are you behind that?TRUMP: Is that supposed to be a bad thing? We are actually. We...
Friday T&A: The Buns of August Edition

Friday T&A: The Buns of August Edition

It’s been an interesting week, once again. We now have confirmation that the woman that the Daemoncrat Party actually wants to run the country is named Kamala Harris, and she is by far one of the most flagrant political hacks and poseurs ever to run...
Friday T&A: Balinese Idol Edition

Friday T&A: Balinese Idol Edition

This year has definitely set an all-new bar for what “insanity” really means. And I’m saying that as someone who lived through the madness of 2008, right there in New York F***ing Shitty, and watched as one after another of the world’s greatest...
Friday T&A: Malibu Barbie Edition

Friday T&A: Malibu Barbie Edition

Shit’s weird, and gettin’ weirder by the day, boys. His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord...
Friday T&A: Tyumeni Notes Edition

Friday T&A: Tyumeni Notes Edition

It’s Friday again, and what a week it’s been. It looked for a while as though His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of...
Friday T&A: Hudson’s Milk Bar Edition

Friday T&A: Hudson’s Milk Bar Edition

Things appear to have slowed down a bit this week around the world, and that is well and good, as the summer lull has taken hold in the Northern Hemisphere, at least. Law and order are coming back into fashion all of a sudden, thanks in no small part to the effects of...
Friday T&A: Murphy’s Law Edition

Friday T&A: Murphy’s Law Edition

Here we are at another Friday, and what a week it’s been. If you’ve been keeping up with things – and I’ll be the first to admit that I generally haven’t – then things definitely have been moving at warp speed. The most interesting...
Friday T&A: All-American Edition

Friday T&A: All-American Edition

Tomorrow is the 4th of July, and that is a special day for those who love freedom. That is, of course, the day on which the original 13 American colonies declared independence from their British progenitor, and thereby sparked a war that raged for the next 4 years,...
Friday T&A: Cuba Libre Edition

Friday T&A: Cuba Libre Edition

It’s hot and getting hotter out there in the world right now, lads, and that is creating both crisis and opportunity for us. On the one hand, it is hard to see our most beloved monuments and institutions being torn down by crazed mobs while our supposed...
Friday T&A: Красавица Edition

Friday T&A: Красавица Edition

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more… Actually, these days, it feels like all we are doing is trying to plug the cracks in an increasingly broken dam, against a flood that will destroy us all. It feels like a colossal exercise in futility. And...