“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Lucky Thirteen Edition

Friday T&A: Lucky Thirteen Edition

Here we are on a Friday again, and it is an unusual day because it falls on the 13th of the month. Now, I’ve never quite understood why this is considered an “unlucky” day. It is merely an inevitable consequence of how the calendar works. In fact,...
Friday T&A: Smiley Face Edition

Friday T&A: Smiley Face Edition

What a roller-coaster of a week it’s been, eh, lads? We all thought that Joe the Gaffe-Factory was left for dead before South Carolina’s primaries last Saturday, but his firewall turned out to work more or less as advertised, and Creepy Uncle Joe stuttered...
Friday T&A: Leap Year Edition

Friday T&A: Leap Year Edition

It’s Friday again, chaps, and normally this would be the very last day of February. But, because of an oddity of the Gregorian calendar and the slightly odd way in which the Earth rotates around its parent Sun, we have an extra day packed into our calendars this...
Friday T&A: Не Руский Бот Edition

Friday T&A: Не Руский Бот Edition

It’s Friday once again, and around the temperate regions of the northern hemisphere, the signs of an early spring are clearly showing. The days are getting longer, the Sun’s rays are getting warmer, the ice is melting, the birds are chirping, and the first...
Friday T&A: Valentine’s Day Massacre Edition

Friday T&A: Valentine’s Day Massacre Edition

Friday is upon us once more, but it isn’t exactly the happiest of days – not this time, anyway. And the reason for that is simple: It’s Valentine’s Day. God help us. If you are like most reasonably masculine straight men, you find the idea of...
Friday T&A: Still Not Tired Edition

Friday T&A: Still Not Tired Edition

It is Friday again, and on this particular Friday, we’re going to start off with a mighty hail. Which is to say: ALL HAIL HIS MOST ILLUSTRIOUS, NOBLE, AUGUST, BENEVOLENT, AND LEGENDARY CELESTIAL MAJESTY, THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MANKIND, DONALDUS TRIUMPHUS MAGNUS...
Friday T&A: Toothache Edition

Friday T&A: Toothache Edition

Here we are at another Friday, gents, and what a special day it is. Today is the day that Britain finally leaves the European Union. It is a day that has been three and a half years in coming, since the referendum on June 23rd, 2016. The British people have...
Friday T&A: Frigg’s Day Edition

Friday T&A: Frigg’s Day Edition

Today is a good day – for it is, of course, Friday, and that alone is worthy of celebration. Of course, as we all know, the best thing about Fridays are the Didact’s impeccable selection of Instathots to get the weekends off to the right start....
Friday T&A: Kherson Express Edition

Friday T&A: Kherson Express Edition

A new day has dawned and passed, and it is always a Good Thing when said day is a Friday. It is a day to be celebrated by appreciating the finer things in life, eh, what? So let’s get straight to the appreciating part and take a look at this week’s...
Friday T&A: World Aflame Edition

Friday T&A: World Aflame Edition

It’s the first Friday of 2020, the Year of the Crusher, and what a week it has been already. On the global front, there are wildfires burning out of control in Australia – and it doesn’t matter what the lying tools of the mainstream (((media)))...