“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
OK, honestly, chaps, would whoever it is that is running this crazy ride please quit already? Stop the world, it is too insane, I want to get off. This has been one of those days when weeks happen in the space of hours. I refer, of course, to the fact that the Fake...
16 The word of the Lord came to me: 2 “You shall not take a wife, nor shall you have sons or daughters in this place. 3 For thus says the Lord concerning the sons and daughters who are born in this place, and concerning the...
Those of us who have been lucky enough to own and grow up with dogs, know just how much joy they bring to us, and how they change our lives. By “dogs”, of course, I mean REAL dogs – not those stupid little fluffballs that look like animated cotton...
Another week down, and what a busy one it was, eh? The assassination attempt on the Trumpasaur has been the dominant feature in all the headlines, and deservedly so. The more that we know about the shooting, the more that we realise it cannot possibly have been an...
Gentlemen! Have you ever found yourself watching a real man’s game – like, say, rugby – and thought, “y’know what, this would be even more interesting if it involved men dressed in full plate armour, fighting one-on-one, with mediaeval...
Well… DAMN. That was QUITE the eventful weekend. And, as I wrote yesterday, the Hand of the Almighty was upon the God-Emperor on Saturday. It is the only reason he is still around today. Things are clearly moving extremely quickly around and toward us, as we...
6 The Lord said to me in the days of King Josiah: “Have you seen what she did, that faithless one, Israel, how she went up on every high hill and under every green tree, and there played the whore? 7 And I thought, ‘After she...
I was just about ready to call it a night yesterday, when notifications started to flood into my Telegram feed about a shooting at a rally held by His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus...
When a man starts out lifting serious daddy-weight in the gym, the thought that one day, he might lift the very last rep of his life, almost never crosses his mind. The younger he starts, the longer he has to move heavy things around. But, the fact remains that, one...
Another week spent beavering away at work, with nary a chance to do anything other than eat, sleep, and go to the gym. Oh well. I thought it would be a relatively quiet summer – hooooo boy, was I ever wrong. It certainly has not been quiet on the political...
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