“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Friday T&A: Lucky Thirteen Edition

Friday T&A: Lucky Thirteen Edition

Here we are on a Friday again, and it is an unusual day because it falls on the 13th of the month. Now, I’ve never quite understood why this is considered an “unlucky” day. It is merely an inevitable consequence of how the calendar works. In fact,...

The God-Emperor and the Plague-Bearers

His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, announced yesterday that the USA would shut down all travel from Europe for a month and enact...

Winners aren’t losers

Back when he was a mere candidate for the highest office in the land, a certain real-estate billionaire developer appeared on a certain hack comedian’s certainly lousy late-night program, in which the hack comedian asked the billionaire to read out a...

Don’t order the snake surprise

With Corona-chan spreading her pestilent blessings far and wide at the behest of jolly old Grandfather Nurgle, it is worth asking a pretty important question: The beginning of that video illustrates exactly how devastating socialism is to a country. It does not matter...

Monday morning with Tex Avery

Oh shit, it’s Monday again… Still and all, we might as well make the best of it, with the usual epic Great Mondaydact Browser Crash. And we’ll start with some good old-fashioned Tex Avery cartoons – though my loyal American readers might have a...
Didactic Mind, Ep 19: The Corona-chan Poast

Didactic Mind, Ep 19: The Corona-chan Poast

In this latest episode of Didactic Mind, I look at the spread of Corona-chan and try to bring some sober, clear-headed analysis that cuts through the Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt (FUD) that has been spread throughout the world by the mainstream (((media))) through...

Sunday Scripture: Solomon Turns from the Lord

Now King Solomon loved many foreign women, along with the daughter of Pharaoh: Moabite, Ammonite, Edomite, Sidonian, and Hittite women, from the nations concerning which the Lord had said to the people of Israel, “You shall not enter into marriage with them, neither...

Adolt Edumacation

I was reading through Power Line yesterday and came across this particularly hilarious indictment of the American education system: The money quote from Brian “I totally got shot down in a helicopter in Afghanistan” Williams had to be,...
Friday T&A: Smiley Face Edition

Friday T&A: Smiley Face Edition

What a roller-coaster of a week it’s been, eh, lads? We all thought that Joe the Gaffe-Factory was left for dead before South Carolina’s primaries last Saturday, but his firewall turned out to work more or less as advertised, and Creepy Uncle Joe stuttered...
Domain Query: The Creature from Jekyll Island

Domain Query: The Creature from Jekyll Island

Longtime reader and friend of the blog Kapios had a very interesting question for me from Monday’s compilation of amazeballs awesomesauce: I wish Trump went after the Central Bank as hard as he obliterated the Demoncrats. Baby steps I guess, but since he...