“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The great Izzlamic swindle

The great Izzlamic swindle

This week saw the one-year anniversary of the infamous “holes in the narrative” interview that rocked the Izzlamic world to its very core. Given that LRFotS Sasha Hrongmitts has been after me for a while now to follow up on my previous posts about Islam,...
Great stories belong to the world

Great stories belong to the world

Back when Our Beloved and Dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Vox Day the Most Malevolent and Terrible decided to wade into the world of comic books, some of his longtime followers and readers wondered if he’d lost his marbles. After all, Voxemort the Malevolent is...
Monday morning fight blub

Monday morning fight blub

Oy vey, not bloody again. Monday. Just… NO. Of course, today is considerably less miserable because of the Great Mondaydact Browser Smasher, which is full of distractions and diversions to make the day pass by more quickly. Being a Monday, though, perhaps we...
When the Greatest went to war

When the Greatest went to war

The storms that had rocked the boats so badly, and had filled their holds with the sickness and misery of wretched troopers and sailors, had finally abated. The weather had cleared at least enough to permit the operation to proceed. And so, the great invasion fleet...
Friday T&A: City of Brides Edition

Friday T&A: City of Brides Edition

Bloody hell, what a week. It’s been a long time since I’ve been this busy. Various projects have kept me running at basically full speed for the better part of the past 2 months. Truth be told, I’m pretty happy with that situation – I am...
The dragon’s downfall

The dragon’s downfall

If you’ve been paying much attention to the scourge of modrenity over the past few years, you might be forgiven for thinking that the Chinese are going to eat America’s lunch. The never-to-be-sufficiently-cursed whorenalists and presstitutes of the...
Cow-poop vs Kung Flu – WHO YA GOT?!?!

Cow-poop vs Kung Flu – WHO YA GOT?!?!

So there I was the other day, taking a bit of a break between running a bunch of M&A models and figuring out market segmentation for a client, when I ran across a couple of articles that made me sit bolt upright in my chair with shock. You see, there are quite a...
Monday morning not-National-BBQ-Day

Monday morning not-National-BBQ-Day

Normally I would open with a glib line about how it’s Monday and it’s so horrid and ain’t it great that we have this mashup to keep everyone sane, and then we’d have some cool videos about something entertaining or interesting. Not today. This...
Sunday Scripture: Joshua’s Charge to Israel’s Leaders

Sunday Scripture: Words of the Wise

17 Incline your ear, and hear the words of the wise,    and apply your heart to my knowledge,18 for it will be pleasant if you keep them within you,    if all of them are ready on your lips.19 That your trust may be in the Lord,    I have made them known to you today,...