“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The war that will break a President

The war that will break a President

Operation: EPIC FORK-UP is now entering, or in, its seventh day, depending on your time-zone. The war that was originally supposed to last 4 days, is now supposedly going to last up to 4 WEEKS. The same Trump Administration officials – including the President himself...
Monday morning under the sea

Monday morning under the sea

So the war we have all been waiting for, and dreading, finally kicked off over the weekend, and already the evidence is clear that the US and Israel are losing – badly. This was NOT what we all needed after the weekend, at all, but it seems as though the inmates...
Operation: GOY TOY is in full swing

Operation: GOY TOY is in full swing

Well, “Chekhov’s MIC” finally went into action yesterday, attacking targets across Iran, starting from the early hours of the morning. After weeks of build-up and nail-biting tension, Angry Short Trump finally ordered the bombers and missiles in to conduct supposedly...
Friday T&A: Warpigs Edition

Friday T&A: Warpigs Edition

I am very tired today, as I just got back from a couple of hours of skiing – which I continue to regard as a rather over-the-top rich crazy Wypipo pastime, though admittedly one which is HELLA fun. I do reserve a particular and intense dislike for snowboarders...
The Doom of Banderastan

The Doom of Banderastan

The picture you see at the top there is of a headline that appears in the Russian version of what appears to be a Ukrainian-language media site. It says, “In Kharkov they expand the Alley of Glory on the graveyard – there is not enough space for...
Monday morning defence of the Fatherland

Monday morning defence of the Fatherland

Another week dawns upon us, but I have to say, it does seem as though the cold grip of winter has finally loosened. Where I am, the temperature is rising, the sun is coming up at a reasonable hour, the days are getting longer, and there is a definite sense of spring...
Sunday Scripture: A New Commandment

Sunday Scripture: A New Commandment

31 When he had gone out, Jesus said, “Now is the Son of Man glorified, and God is glorified in him. 32 If God is glorified in him, God will also glorify him in himself, and glorify him at once. 33 Little children, yet a little while I am with you. You will seek me,...
There will be no “pissdill”

There will be no “pissdill”

There has been much commentary across the Western world on the latest rounds of negotiations happening between the Russians, the Ukrainians, and the Americans over the past month or so. The first set of talks took place in Abu Dhabi, between high-ranking...
Friday T&A: All About that Bass Edition

Friday T&A: All About that Bass Edition

Apparently, there is a song from someone called “Meghan Trainor” that goes by the title in today’s poast. Since I do not listen to pop music, and have next to no understanding of the concept, I have no idea whether this is true or not. After all,...
The Andrew formerly known as Prince

The Andrew formerly known as Prince

The snappy strapline is not, I must confess, my own happy creation. I nicked it from a comment on a really very good video from the Greeks over at The Duran, in which they discussed the crisis rapidly engulfing the Royal Family of PommieBastardLande. If you want to...