“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
Well, the war in Iran grinds on, with no clear end in sight. By all appearances, Ornj Boi is desperate to get the hell out of a quagmire of his own choosing, which he NEVER should have started in the first place, and which all the evidence indicates Israel forced him...
When news broke yesterday that the legendary Chuck Norris had died, I could not quite believe it, at first. Chuck was one of those figures that sort of inspired his own legend – preposterous though parts of that legend were. Those of us who actually followed his...
Today is, of course, every alcoholic’s favourite non-holiday, which essentially seems to involve drinking vast quantities of beer while wearing something green and speaking with an outrageously bad Oirish accent. No doubt the good people of Ireland find all of that...
So much for the weekend – not, of course, that this one was particularly good. The Axis of Epstein continues to drive the world screaming over a cliff with jagged rocks at the bottom of a VERY LOOOOOOOOOONG drop. Oil prices are headed to well over US$100/bbl....
LRFotS Bardelys the Magnificent once commented, a few years ago – I think – that March is a fun month, because you get all the silly holidays packed into the space of a few days. We start with Pi Day, then the Ides of March – aka “Caesar Stabbification Day” – and then...
For the MAFF NERZ among us, today is, of course, Pi Day, which is a far better fake holiday than pretty much any other you care to name. In my personal opinion, it is a better day than Valentine’s Day, Star Wars Day, and… Oh, wait, I forgot, today is ALSO Steak &...
Here we are at another Friday the 13th, which must make one Jason Vorhees very happy indeed – because this year, of all years, he gets to celebrate his birthday THREE TIMES, presumably by going on killing spree involving various young and very stupid campers. The rest...
We are now closing out the second full week of Operation: AIPAC FURY, in which the Epstein Coalition decided to attack Iran without any kind of justification, rationale, clearly defined set of objectives, or, hell, anything even REMOTELY resembling a plan. The result...
Well, it is Monday, and amazingly, somehow, we managed to make it through the weekend without a Trumper Tantrum setting off a nuclear war. And actually, there are signs that, as of today, Ornj Boi is considering VERY STRONGLY!!! simply declaring victory and going...
The legendary La Sophia apparently once said words to the effect that, “Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti”. Now, given she was for many years EASILY the most beautiful woman in the world, and by some distance, and given what she looked like in her...
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