“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

A tale told by an idiot

A tale told by an idiot

Now that the summit between the Neo-Tsar and the God-Emperor in Alaska is over and done with, and at least a day has elapsed since all that kicked off, we can now take a moment to step back and assess things a bit more dispassionately. Personally, I never had any...
Friday T&A: Make Alaska Russia Again Edition

Friday T&A: Make Alaska Russia Again Edition

As I write this, the two delegations from the FUSA and Mordor – er, Russia – are now meeting at a military base outside of Anchorage, Alaska, to sort out peace in our time (supposedly). It has been rather tiring trying to keep up with the news on this...
Monday morning Labubu lawsuits

Monday morning Labubu lawsuits

Well, the weekend was fun while it lasted – which really was not very long, or so it seems to me. On the plus side, I did manage to finish HALO Infinite, and I have to say, it is EASILY the best game in the series since HALO 3. (Which, admittedly, is not exactly...
The Dawah Diddy files

The Dawah Diddy files

Few among us have the stomach or the patience to deal with the lies and nonsense of the dawah (proselytiser) community within Izzlam. The average honest man, who knows more than just what the dawahgandists tell them about the Fake Religion of Peace,cannot spend more...
Constitutional rule can never be restored

Constitutional rule can never be restored

The painting you see up top is of course Picasso’s “masterpiece”, Guernica. I am not a fan of modern art, at all, but that painting is considered one of the greatest of the 20th Century. I cannot say I particularly care for it, but it does have a rather harrowing...
There is nothing to negotiate

There is nothing to negotiate

The last few days have been very busy in terms of diplomacy, with a seeming breakthrough coming in just today. As of now, we see that Angry Short Trump will meet with the Neo-Tsar, probably next week, though the details remain to be confirmed. This is good news,...
Monday morning muscle cars

Monday morning muscle cars

Here we go again. Monday is back, after an all-too-short weekend. In my case, I spent it quite happily blasting apart things on HALO Infinite – which genuinely is the best game in the series since H3. But one can only do that for so long before one needs to...