“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The Left’s thermal exhaust port

Remember the penultimate scene of the very first STAR WARS movie? The iconic, pivotal, brilliant Death Star Trench Run? Remember how Luke Skywalker piloted his X-wing through a turbolaser-infested trench, into a veritable hurricane of enemy fire, while being...

Good choice

Via Power Line, that is a tweet from His Paxness from back in the days when he was still allowed to post on Twatter. It’s a brilliant quip. In order to understand why, it is worth taking a brief detour through the Progressive Era and the resulting horrors of WWI...

Deport the bastards

In this specific case, for once I am not referring to illegal invaders to the United States (or anywhere else, for that matter – though deporting invading aliens is about the kindest thing that can and absolutely should be done to them). No, in this...

TransMoggrification

The more I see and hear of a certain back-bench MP from Somerset named Jacob Rees-Mogg, the more I like him: Well now. This is a chap that I can definitely support. It is not just the upper-crust stuffy Eton-Oxbridge accent which I like – I am actually a big fan...

Building the Wall, one brick at a time

Ron Desantis, MAGA candidate for Governator of Somewhereorother Governor of Florida – also known the world over as the Home State of Electile Dysfunction – released a campaign ad recently that promptly caused the Left to suffer from immediate, severe,...

Learn from the Left’s mistakes

Much has been made over the last week or so within the various circles of the Right about the victory of one Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who as far as I can tell is the latest Latina Marxist nutbag who wants to be the General in command of the Free Shit Army. She is...

Why they lose

The current Hungarian foreign minister, a reasonably well-built, bespectacled, cleft-chinned chap by the name of Mr. Peter Szijjarto, has come to my attention recently for his extremely satisfying beat-downs of liberal Western “journalists” and...

Monday Grouchies

A reader told me to go check out the Powerline blog’s Week In Pictures archives for various funny things. His advice was, of course, excellent – it turns out that those archives are packed full of very funny cartoons and demotivators that perfectly capture...

Trolling level: Russian Bot

The legacy media got trolled, hard, by not one, but two parody social media accounts, and made complete asses out of themselves in the process: Boy, sometimes God just hands you one for free. I am sometimes questioned by my family for my extreme hostility to...

If you’re not taking fire…

… then you probably are not over the right target area: The God-Emperor definitely made a mistake by bowing before the pressure to recant his previous statements criticising his own intelligence services. The fact is that the US intelligence community has...