“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

How the #WINNING!!! will end

Before we get started with today’s topic, let us get one thing straight from the outset: Our magnificent and benevolent God-Emperor, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus, has done more to bring peace and prosperity to the United States of America than the last four...

Two years of non-stop #WINNING!!!

It has been very nearly two years since Donald Trump was elected President, and he has certainly taken the country, and by extension much of the world, on a very wild ride. But one thing has remained consistent throughout the last two years: the commitment of the...

Big Chief Spreading Bull

I realise that I am a few days late in joining into the pile-on regarding Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s hilariously failed “DNA test”, in which she set out to “prove” that she has Native American ancestry and instead ended up proving that she...

Dumber than NPCs

I did not think it was possible to trigger the Left harder and faster than through the old KEK meme – but apparently the weaponised autists over at the various chans are hell-bent on proving me wrong. Much to my delight, I should add: The new “NPC” meme mocks...

Country roads

Every now and then, you come across a song that reminds you of all of the good things of home and hearth. There are certain songs that remind you of what it means to be in God’s country with the blue sky above you and those simple, stolid, “salt o’...

Twink-Fu: The Legend Continues

About 15 months ago I wrote up what I thought was a pretty funny article riffing off of a video made by Elgin “Trap Lord” Mones, mocking a “grassroots fitness” club called Project Haymaker. The video clip that the Trap Lord roasted consisted of...

The carriage of misjustice

Judge Brett “Angry Mick” Kavanaugh is now Associate Justice Brett Kavanaugh, replacing the man that he once worked for, Justice Anthony Kennedy. His ascension to the Supreme Court of the United States now apparently gives the country the first true...

Big brass ones

To people on the righteously awesome side of the Atlantic – y’know, the one with all of the guns, and the gun nuts, and the ammo – the United Kingdom of PommieBastardLand seems like it is full of effete limp-wristed wusses who come over all polite...

The middle-class whitelash

On the night of the epic victory of our magnificent God-Emperor, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus I, a commentator for the Clown News Network by the name of Van Jones dubbed the huge “upset” a whitelash. The former Homobama Administration official (and, by his...

The God-Emperor and the United Abominations

President Donaldus Triumphus Magnus condescended to allow delegates from the lesser nations of the Earth to listen to his words of wisdom, badassitude, and all-round general awesomeness a couple of days ago. As is usual whenever this particular POTUS makes a speech,...