“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The straight-up savagery of the God-Emperor

I wasn’t planning to post anything today beyond the usual Friday T&A goodness… but I woke up to something so hysterically funny that I simply could not resist. Check out this news clip here: So it turns out that Nancy “Skeletor” Pelosi,...

If walls don’t work…

… then why did the Roman Emperor Hadrian order the construction of one? Although Hadrian’s biographer wrote “(Hadrian) was the first to build a wall 80 miles long to separate the Romans from the barbarians”, reasons for the construction of the...

Pie in the media’s face

British comedian Jonathan Pie – a man of the Left if there ever was one – has evidently broken ranks with the rest of the loonies among the Funny People (Lord, forgive me my redundancies) and decided that a smidgen of self-awareness and humility is a Good...

A voice of reason

Bruce “THE VOICE OF YAHWEH” Dickinson, also known as the singer of THE GREATEST BAND OF ALL TIME (that is to say, IRON MAIDEN), has some rather sensible and intelligent things to say about the value of Brexit: Reading through the comments that other...

Liberalism is dead

The #WalkAway movement showed us all that the Left has basically gone full-on fratricidal at this point. The Democrat Party is tearing itself apart in a sort of political civil war, in which the moderates, known about 12 years ago as “blue dogs”, and the...

Do as they say…

… not as they do – at least when it comes to Commiefornia liberals and their curious attitudes toward guns: Pink’s husband Carey Hart is encouraging victims of the California wildfires to defend their properties from looters by using their...

And then there was silence

Exactly 100 years ago, at 11am on November 11th, 1918, the guns fell silent across the battlefields of Europe as Allied French, British, and American forces coordinated with their Imperial German enemies to end what was, until then, the most terrible war that anyone...

The post-election shitlord schadenboner

Not that anyone really cares, but… what did the ol’ Didact think upon learning that the Republicans had lost control of the House of Representatives, but kept the Senate and improved upon their majority? “Bummer. Oh well, looks like that ‘Blue...

A prayer before (midterm) action

Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be Thy name. Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done on Earth as it is in Heaven. Give us this day our daily bread, And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us, And lead us not into temptation, but...

Suspicious package found

I found this courtesy of a hilarious moment in a vlog full of them by Big Bear Owen Benjamin. Apparently this is not Photoshopped – I don’t know this for sure, since I haven’t seen the originally original photo – but I will simply post...