“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

“We’re gonna need a bigger clown car”

Just when you thought that the Daemoncrats couldn’t get any more ridiculous, here comes Hizzoner, Da Meiya: I watched what that Commie bastard de Blasio did to New York from 2014 to 2018. Four long years of watching homeless bums spring up like mushrooms all...

The secret in plain sight

Pssst! Hey, shitlord! Do you want to know the secret to defeating the lunatic Left? I’ll tell you in just a moment. But first, I want you to watch this short video: I have no idea who or what this is but LISTEN to this WHACK JOB! 👇🏼 And just say no to drugs!!!...

The British CU(C)K Party

Y’know, boys, sometimes, on a slow news day, God just hands you a great headline for free: The Independent Group (TIG) of breakaway, anti-Brexit MPs from the Labour Party and the Tory left have officially registered as a new politcal party, under the moniker...

Brexit and the breaking

As Theresa Maybot’s utterly useless administration lurches from disaster to catastrophe with monotonous regularity with regards to getting Britain the hell OUT of the European Union, it is worth taking a look at some old-fashioned British humour to explain...

The complete vindication of the God-Emperor

Being in Arabland as I am right now – long story, with pictures to follow later – I am rather behind on the news and my posting in general, but I did want to comment on the fact that Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation has now closed, and...

They poked the Bear

The Big Bear, Owen Benjamin, just had his channel demonetised: The (((special people))) and the SJWs – there is considerable overlap between them these days – at YouTube and the Goolag clearly have it in for dissident thinkers. This is exactly what I...

If it didn’t work the first 999 times…

I was planning to write a longer post today, but got sidetracked. (Okay, honesty demands that I admit that this is just my way of saying that it was pouring cats and dogs today, and I wasn’t feeling too great because of this disgustingly phlegmy chest infection...

Now that’s what I call a parade!

We shitlords have been calling Donald Trump the God-Emperor for nigh-on four years now, and with very, very good reason. It is a meme with two meanings, if you know your sci-fi canons. The first has to do with the WARHAMMER 40,000 sci-fi tabletop wargaming...

The glory of the Raj

It is a near-universal law that intellectuals around the world are Leftists who focus on oppression narratives to explain away the failures of their respective countries to accomplish anything worthwhile – or, in the case of advanced Western nations, to score...

The rage of Rome

One of the most vivid and persistent myths from the ancient world has to do with the outcome of the Third Punic War, in which the victorious Romans supposedly sowed the the city with salt in order to ensure that nothing of value would ever grow there again. That this...