“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Monday Grouchies

A reader told me to go check out the Powerline blog’s Week In Pictures archives for various funny things. His advice was, of course, excellent – it turns out that those archives are packed full of very funny cartoons and demotivators that perfectly capture...

Trolling level: Russian Bot

The legacy media got trolled, hard, by not one, but two parody social media accounts, and made complete asses out of themselves in the process: Boy, sometimes God just hands you one for free. I am sometimes questioned by my family for my extreme hostility to...

If you’re not taking fire…

… then you probably are not over the right target area: The God-Emperor definitely made a mistake by bowing before the pressure to recant his previous statements criticising his own intelligence services. The fact is that the US intelligence community has...

The God-Emperor and the Neo-Tsar

The nationalist American President meets the nationalist Russian President. The lying liars of the legacy media (Lord, forgive me my redundancies) promptly lose their collective mind: As soon as the press conference ended CNN cut to its panel with these words from TV...

Royal cock-up

It would appear that the Half-Blood Princess is riling up the locals in Ye Olde Englande: Most of us haven’t a clue whether those sisters-in-law get on or how close they are. But their joint outing today to the royal box presents Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, with a...

The jackass’s conundrum

Greg Gutfeld addressed the Left’s monomaniacal “TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER, LITERALLY!!!” mantra on his show recently, and proceeded to handle their “arguments” (not that they have any, at this point) in a fashion that was…...

Nope, still not tired

While I was in Turkey last week, I was reliably informed that Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy will shortly be retiring, and this now gives the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus MAGAnus, a chance to lock in a really strong conservative SCOTUS nominee...

The Left is eating itself

Howdy, boys, and welcome back to a slightly more regular schedule of rants, political diatribes, travel commentary, and all-around shitlordery now that I am back from my trip over to Asia Minor. That was a pretty interesting outing, and I will follow up soon with...

Christianity is the West

Posting has been light – actually, non-existent – for the past few days because I’m on the road again. I am writing this post sitting in a coffee shop in Istanbul, Turkey. And I am doing so just up the road from what used to be perhaps the greatest...

Genius

Former campaign manager for the God-Emperor goes on Fox News opposite a former DNC senior adviser to debate this whole issue of poor little migrant CHILDREN!!! being ripped away from their parents at the American border. Extreme triggering and gut-busting...