“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Learn from the Left’s mistakes

Much has been made over the last week or so within the various circles of the Right about the victory of one Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who as far as I can tell is the latest Latina Marxist nutbag who wants to be the General in command of the Free Shit Army. She is...

Why they lose

The current Hungarian foreign minister, a reasonably well-built, bespectacled, cleft-chinned chap by the name of Mr. Peter Szijjarto, has come to my attention recently for his extremely satisfying beat-downs of liberal Western “journalists” and...

Monday Grouchies

A reader told me to go check out the Powerline blog’s Week In Pictures archives for various funny things. His advice was, of course, excellent – it turns out that those archives are packed full of very funny cartoons and demotivators that perfectly capture...

Trolling level: Russian Bot

The legacy media got trolled, hard, by not one, but two parody social media accounts, and made complete asses out of themselves in the process: Boy, sometimes God just hands you one for free. I am sometimes questioned by my family for my extreme hostility to...

If you’re not taking fire…

… then you probably are not over the right target area: The God-Emperor definitely made a mistake by bowing before the pressure to recant his previous statements criticising his own intelligence services. The fact is that the US intelligence community has...

The God-Emperor and the Neo-Tsar

The nationalist American President meets the nationalist Russian President. The lying liars of the legacy media (Lord, forgive me my redundancies) promptly lose their collective mind: As soon as the press conference ended CNN cut to its panel with these words from TV...

Royal cock-up

It would appear that the Half-Blood Princess is riling up the locals in Ye Olde Englande: Most of us haven’t a clue whether those sisters-in-law get on or how close they are. But their joint outing today to the royal box presents Kate, the Duchess of Cambridge, with a...

The jackass’s conundrum

Greg Gutfeld addressed the Left’s monomaniacal “TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER, LITERALLY!!!” mantra on his show recently, and proceeded to handle their “arguments” (not that they have any, at this point) in a fashion that was…...

Nope, still not tired

While I was in Turkey last week, I was reliably informed that Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy will shortly be retiring, and this now gives the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus MAGAnus, a chance to lock in a really strong conservative SCOTUS nominee...

The Left is eating itself

Howdy, boys, and welcome back to a slightly more regular schedule of rants, political diatribes, travel commentary, and all-around shitlordery now that I am back from my trip over to Asia Minor. That was a pretty interesting outing, and I will follow up soon with...