“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Careless Airways dropped a flying piano

Careless Airways dropped a flying piano

Reader furor kek tonicus – he of the awesome and ever-changing handle – posted a video in the comments to yesterday’s article about the God-Emperor’s epic attack raccoons, about the Joint Strike Flying Piano. Apparently, one of Uncle...
Make Raccoons Great Again

Make Raccoons Great Again

Once more, His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, may the Lord bless him and preserve him, shows us that anything is...
“Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?”

“Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?”

Dr. David Wood is a very interesting character. His life is an incredibly compelling example of the power and the glory of God’s grace. He is – or was – a diagnosed psychopath with self-aggrandising tendencies. He nearly bludgeoned his own father to...
Rage for order

Rage for order

The latest news out of Europe and Asia concerning the Kung Flu is grim, to say the least. PommieBastardLande is looking at implementing yet another lockdown – the government there has taken to calling it a “circuit-breaker”, and apparently believes...
Didactic Mind, Ep. 47: The Nameless One

Didactic Mind, Ep. 47: The Nameless One

The latest episode of the podcast is up and running. This week, I start off by discussing the latest news from the SCOTUS, with the passing of Justice Ginsburg, and the likely ramifications thereof. I then segue into a topic that I mentioned in the Domain Query...
Domain Query: The missing Arab armies

Domain Query: The missing Arab armies

Commenter Sasha Hrongmitts had a rather interesting follow-up question to my last post about the early history of Islam: Are you sure the Persian Empire used Arabs as troops against the Byzantines? I could be mistaken, but I thought one of the reasons the Arabs were...
Didactic Mind, Ep. 47: The Nameless One

Didactic Mind, Ep. 46: From 4GW to 0GW

This week’s podcast is up, and once again I got the track number wrong right at the beginning of it, but we shall carry on regardless. This is Episode 46, not 45, and it’s all about 4th Generation Warfare as applied on the streets of America: As always, if...
The day the world ended

The day the world ended

September 11th, 2001. Quite literally the day that the world, as we knew it, ended. Think of where you were on that day. Every single one of you older than the age of about, oh, 8, will remember perfectly. If I ask you what you thought on that day, 19 years ago, you...
Just as Cicero predicted

Just as Cicero predicted

In his dialogue “De re publica,” Marcus Tullius Cicero explained, through the fictionalized voice of Scipio Africanus, that there are three basic types of government. The first is the monarchy, in which the king rules. The second is the aristocracy, in...