“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The sound of your spine tingling

Commenter Kapios alerted me to the latest launch trailer for Top Gear Series 24 the new Amazon Prime show featuring the former hosts of what was formerly THE GREATEST TV SHOW IN THE WORLD. And, like him, I reacted very much the way a 5-year-old kid does...

For the God-Emperor!!!

It’s still way too early to be breaking out the champagne- or, if you’re like me, the 18-year-old Speyside single-malt- but it would appear that Trump-Muad’dib is opening up a bit of a lead over his increasingly creaky, screechy, shrill, and...

Freedom tits!

A certain model and (((actress))) by the name of Kate Upton weighed in on the row concerning sportzball players who have decided to take a knee when The Star Spangled Banner is played just before a game on September 11th: In my opinion, the national anthem is a...

You need your head examined, lady

As I may have stated a few times before, I am not a fan of women’s tennis. Specifically, I have a distinct antipathy towards one Serena Williams and her style of play. So I cannot exactly claim to be unhappy that Ms. Williams got dumped on her...

Guns, girls, sour-mash and glory

Mat Best clearly gets it: As if that wasn’t batshit insane enough: And, of course, where would we be without gratuitous but ever-so-epic bikini snaps: You know, I used to think that Jeremy Clarkson and the boys have the greatest job in the world, driving...

The nationalists take the stage

A rather colourful Englishman by the name of Nigel Farage joined Trump-Muad’Dib recently on stage and brought the house down in Mississippi- I think I spelled that correctly- by delivering a message of hope and populist optimism to the people: That is...

A man of principle

One of the major criticisms of Trump-Muad’dib by the (increasingly irrelevant) mainstream )))media((( has consistently been the fact that Mr. Trump’s positions on a number of issues have never been very consistent. He has veered from what were (in their...

No bikinis?!? What the hell?!!

Wednesdays are leg day at the gym for me, which of course means approximately two hours spent doing squats and deadlifts in the crucible of will and steel that is the squat rack. Now, you would think that the worst thing about leg day is, well, the fact that it...

When veterans meet zombies

You get this wonderful slice of batshit insanity: Has anyone seen this film? I’ve been looking for it on streaming video but it doesn’t seem to be available yet. I have to say, it looks spectacularly silly- and since it was produced by and stars...