“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

It helps to have friends in high places

When was the last time you watched a movie starring Nicolas Cage? For me, that would be… umm… Sunday. The Rock, to be precise. (More like, “precisesh”- Sean Connery’s accent is awesome.) Anyway, if you’ve seen one of his movies...

How an Alpha handles an interview

It’s truly instructive and illustrative to watch the way that The Donald defangs his critics in interviews. Like most extroverted Alpha males, he does it through a very cleverly crafted combination of charm, wit, resolution in the face of criticism, and a stoic...

The sound of your spine tingling

Commenter Kapios alerted me to the latest launch trailer for Top Gear Series 24 the new Amazon Prime show featuring the former hosts of what was formerly THE GREATEST TV SHOW IN THE WORLD. And, like him, I reacted very much the way a 5-year-old kid does...

For the God-Emperor!!!

It’s still way too early to be breaking out the champagne- or, if you’re like me, the 18-year-old Speyside single-malt- but it would appear that Trump-Muad’dib is opening up a bit of a lead over his increasingly creaky, screechy, shrill, and...

Freedom tits!

A certain model and (((actress))) by the name of Kate Upton weighed in on the row concerning sportzball players who have decided to take a knee when The Star Spangled Banner is played just before a game on September 11th: In my opinion, the national anthem is a...

You need your head examined, lady

As I may have stated a few times before, I am not a fan of women’s tennis. Specifically, I have a distinct antipathy towards one Serena Williams and her style of play. So I cannot exactly claim to be unhappy that Ms. Williams got dumped on her...

Guns, girls, sour-mash and glory

Mat Best clearly gets it: As if that wasn’t batshit insane enough: And, of course, where would we be without gratuitous but ever-so-epic bikini snaps: You know, I used to think that Jeremy Clarkson and the boys have the greatest job in the world, driving...

The nationalists take the stage

A rather colourful Englishman by the name of Nigel Farage joined Trump-Muad’Dib recently on stage and brought the house down in Mississippi- I think I spelled that correctly- by delivering a message of hope and populist optimism to the people: That is...

A man of principle

One of the major criticisms of Trump-Muad’dib by the (increasingly irrelevant) mainstream )))media((( has consistently been the fact that Mr. Trump’s positions on a number of issues have never been very consistent. He has veered from what were (in their...