“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Liberal tears

Lord Almighty, Your infinite grace and charity was revealed to us on the night of November the 8th, when, in answer to our prayers, You showed us exactly whose side You are on. We know now, O Lord our God, that You have not abandoned America and Western...

The correct way to thank the Almighty

LTC Tom Kratman came through with his promised update to his original Thanksgiving prayer from 2004, and… well, it’s perfect: Dear Lord, as You know, for the last eight years I’ve tried to update this special prayer for this special day to account for...

Mum’s Army

Somewhere in the Kremlin, Vladimir Putin is laughing his arse off: (h/t Vox Day @ Alpha Game) Before anyone says anything, I suspect it’s a likely troll job. If so, it’s a damn good one. Problem is, I can just see the Bitch being willing to do something...

That puckering feeling in the rectum…

That’s the feeling that the Hilldebeast is undoubtedly experiencing right now- because the polls, which have been all over the place during this election cycle, are now tightening, and that spells very big trouble for the Rottenmuncher: Donald Trump...

Guess the ethnicity, Philly Cheese Steak Edition

So it turns out that a young white girl, among others, was beaten up by a “flash mob” of assailants in Philadelphia. OK, well, tragic as that is, why is that news? After all, this seems to be happening every other day in America’s most...

DO. NOT. WANT.

There is a certain crazy dingbat who goes by the name of “Madonna”- you may have heard of her, especially if you grew up during the 1980s- who racked up a fair few pop hits back in her day. One or two of them are actually kind of fun to listen to, if...

Right, who can we offend next?

Hot on the heels of the most excellent “feminist death metal” video that he put together, Finntronaut has decided to do the world a great service and create a new video made in a similar vein about Islam. Oh, I suppose I should provide a “spew...

“Rock you like a hurricane”

I realise that’s not a particularly funny joke for those caught in the path of a massive hurricane barreling ass through the Gulf and into the southeastern states. Even so, I know that a few of my readers live down there in what the elites who presume to rule us...

She does have a point

I woke up this morning to find this in my WhatsApp messages from that one slightly batty Russian woman with the big hands: Oh, I should have mentioned- maybe not completely safe for work, but I’d say it’s borderline. Honestly the only thing I...