“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Super Mario Marriage

Some enterprising chaps with mad programming “skillz” (and probably far too much time on their hands) decided to have a go at creating a video-game depiction of modern marriage. It’s a right hoot, it is: I don’t necessarily agree with...

They didn’t quite get the message

To my considerable amusement, it would appear that the social justice ninnies that run Wikipedia didn’t really see what I was driving at when I told Jimmy Wales to take a hike. This is the response that I found in my email inbox from their “Donor...

Hell just froze over

More or less literally: The Sahara Desert experienced its first snowfall in thirty-seven years, according to images taken Monday afternoon.  It is the first time since February 1979 that snow has fallen in Ain Sefra, Algeria, a town in the Sahara Desert, the...

Banned?!?!?

For some reason all of these commercials were considered “too controversial” to air. I rather fail to understand why- the photocopier one, in particular, is a side-splitter: Sadly there are quite a few of these hysterical gut-busters that were not...

“Watkins! I need new undies in my office NOW!!!”

TOP GEAR SERIES 24- er, I mean, um, THE GRAND TOUR- just gets better every time you see it. I cannot wait to plonk my arse down on the couch with a cold beer tonight and proceed to laugh myself into gasping, oxygen-starved paroxysms of hilarity watching Episode 2. I...

The Storm of the Emperor’s Wrath

If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.– William Tecumseh Sherman Man, at the rate that the God-Emperor is trolling and smiting his enemies, and by extension the enemies...

And that’s how it’s done, lads

The very first episode of THE GRAND TOUR finally hit Amazon Prime earlier this week, and of course I was practically bouncing off the walls in anticipation when I sat down on Friday night to watch it. I had some idea of what to expect, but what I actually saw...

The final countdown

No, not the really cheesy synth-based surprise smash hit by EUROPE (and the VASTLY better death metal cover of the same by CHILDREN OF BODOM)- the final countdown to the launch of TOP GEAR SEASON 24… uh, I mean, THE GRAND TOUR: I’ve already got my Amazon...

Liberal tears

Lord Almighty, Your infinite grace and charity was revealed to us on the night of November the 8th, when, in answer to our prayers, You showed us exactly whose side You are on. We know now, O Lord our God, that You have not abandoned America and Western...

The correct way to thank the Almighty

LTC Tom Kratman came through with his promised update to his original Thanksgiving prayer from 2004, and… well, it’s perfect: Dear Lord, as You know, for the last eight years I’ve tried to update this special prayer for this special day to account for...