“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Not watching that, then

The folks in charge of the films division over at Disney are evidently running out of ideas, because now they’ve gone and made the upcoming live-action remake of their animated classic Beauty and the Beast into a love-letter to feminists: “Beauty and the...

Ready the harpoons, boys!

LTC Tom Kratman, Grand Strategikon and Excruciator-in-Chief of the Evil League of Evil, has crafted a suitably diabolical plan for the coming Feast of the God-Emperor’s Ascension on January 20th: Now think about that, for a bit. As I began, quoting...

Don’t be a basic bitch

Still good advice even as we call time on 2016: There is, by the way, a similar standard for blokes: The lesson to take away here is that you’re not going to impress anyone by being such a special snowflake that you end up simply doing whatever all of the...

One picture says it all

Courtesy of Vox Day, here is a simple demonstration of the difference between a Western society that has sold its future down the river in the name of a fashionable but totally unworkable ideology, and a Western society that has decided to preserve for itself and its...

Super Mario Marriage

Some enterprising chaps with mad programming “skillz” (and probably far too much time on their hands) decided to have a go at creating a video-game depiction of modern marriage. It’s a right hoot, it is: I don’t necessarily agree with...

They didn’t quite get the message

To my considerable amusement, it would appear that the social justice ninnies that run Wikipedia didn’t really see what I was driving at when I told Jimmy Wales to take a hike. This is the response that I found in my email inbox from their “Donor...

Hell just froze over

More or less literally: The Sahara Desert experienced its first snowfall in thirty-seven years, according to images taken Monday afternoon.  It is the first time since February 1979 that snow has fallen in Ain Sefra, Algeria, a town in the Sahara Desert, the...

Banned?!?!?

For some reason all of these commercials were considered “too controversial” to air. I rather fail to understand why- the photocopier one, in particular, is a side-splitter: Sadly there are quite a few of these hysterical gut-busters that were not...

“Watkins! I need new undies in my office NOW!!!”

TOP GEAR SERIES 24- er, I mean, um, THE GRAND TOUR- just gets better every time you see it. I cannot wait to plonk my arse down on the couch with a cold beer tonight and proceed to laugh myself into gasping, oxygen-starved paroxysms of hilarity watching Episode 2. I...

The Storm of the Emperor’s Wrath

If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world, but I am sure we would be getting reports from Hell before breakfast.– William Tecumseh Sherman Man, at the rate that the God-Emperor is trolling and smiting his enemies, and by extension the enemies...