“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Ambitiose sed ineptum

Here is a question that I never thought I would be asking: What happens when you get the three blokiest blokes who ever bloked across a TV screen and ask them to create cars designed to take part in Britain’s version of that crazy World’s Wildest Police...

That is exactly why I hate “football”

No, not the American kind- though to be honest I don’t understand the first bloody thing about gridiron. I’m talking about the European kind. This weekend there was apparently a massive rivalry grudge match between two top Italian Serie A teams,...

Damn those Amish…

Reports ofa pipe bomb explosion near Port Authority bus terminal in Manhattan, story is still developing: 8:48 AM: Bystander video shows large police and fire response outside Port Authority Bus Terminal in NYC. https://t.co/xMDyYdSRR2 pic.twitter.com/YmySPBctI1 — ABC...

Eight Buck Cuck

Former pick-up artist- well, I assume he’s a former PUA now that he’s married – Richard La Ruina recently appeared on Piers Morgan’s morning show in the UK and said a few things about British women that caused quite a bit of ass-pain for both...

Your daily dose of Millennial-bashing

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The Blue-Eyed Djinn is back

And he’s brought along a whole heapin’ helpin’ of whoop-ass to deal with the Millennial generation: Dear Millennial: “You’re in a heap o’ trouble, boy.” Or girl. What follows are the reasons – or at least the big ones – why you’re so thoroughly...

Best. Idea. Ever.

Ladies and Gentlemen Shitlords and Gun-Bunnies: Even in today’s terribly divided political climate, I think we who are of the West can agree on a few basic things: Driving while drinking alcohol is BAD for you and everyone else; However, driving while...

“How to neutralise the Twat Virus”

Only a few more days to go until the next season of THE GRAND TOUR: Well, you now know exactly where Kapios and I are going to be on Friday night: at home, on our respective couches, with a big mug of refreshing beer at hand, and the sound systems on our TVs cranked...

There goes Captain Slow

Apparently, James May was at some point the one and only remaining hope that THE GRAND TOUR- also known as the funniest damn TV show of all time- has of completing its run given that the Orangutan and the Hamster were out of commission: Oh dear. As the lads like to...

The sooner, the better

The madcap geniuses behind the fake cartoon band CHILDREN OF BATMAN- the pun is hysterically funny if you know your heavy metal- have FINALLY decided to tell us when they will (probably) release the next installment of this wickedly funny series of animated shorts set...