“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Enemies of the people

The Project Veritas scoop on CNN has clearly shown absolutely incontrovertible evidence, from within the belly of the beast, of media malfeasance of the worst kind: It’s not like anybody who reads my work needs to be reminded that the Clown News Network is a...

Well that was stupid

While we’re on the subject of Zuck the Uber-Gamma, it would appear that Faceborg considers itself a publisher, not a platform: Facebook, in court filings defending itself from a lawsuit filed by activist and congressional candidate Laura Loomer, has cited its...

Medicare for thee but not for me

As most of you know by now, Senator Bernie Sanders from Vermont was rushed to hospital a few days ago and two stents were inserted into his arterial passages in order to unblock the blood flow in his body. The irony of this very high-quality and very high-speed...

Bugger this for a bag of Wookie-ookies!

Via our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) comes two bits of news that can only be described as “so incredibly stupid that they make the Death Star’s design flaws look sensible”. The first one concerns the “established canonical...

Ownage

It used to be easy for me to insult the New York F***ing Times by calling them ПРАВДА, which those of you who know your history will recognise as the state-run newspaper in Soviet times whose name meant, hilariously, “truth” in Russian. The Russkies...

Assholes get things done

I ran across this very special and very interesting “lost interview” of Steve Jobs, dating back to the mid 90s, which has to be watched in its entirety to be believed: This is especially germane given that the iPhone 11 was recently released. If ever there...

Grunt-work

Do YOU have what it takes to join Her Majesty’s Royal Marines? I’ll be very honest here: I sure as Hell couldn’t have passed that test, when I was 18. I was very fat and quite slow and my cardiovascular endurance was piss-poor. A year and a bit of...

How the swamp works

Until His Most August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra*, came along and completely overturned the apple-cart of the political establishment, we never really had a good term to describe the way...

The cancer is terminal

The following documents were leaked out of a… well, let’s just call it a REALLY FREAKIN’ BIG banking and financial services institution, you can easily see which one. This company helps facilitate global payment processing and you almost...

Yeah, sure he did

The paedophile billionaire Jeffrey Epstein was found dead in his jail cell yesterday, as you all know by now. Evidently he committed suicide, probably because he couldn’t bear the weight of his crimes. And if you believe one single word of that last sentence, I...