“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Tradthot is thot

The story of Tomi Lahren’s epic Instagram meltdown about how “lots of men are trash” has lit up the Hard Right with lots of great, and highly acerbic, commentary. We start with a couple of videos from Joker of Better Bachelor, who broke it all down...

Stale pop tart

Do any of you remember a French singer named Alizee? You might if you kept up with Roissy’s old posts from way back in the day – I’m talking from a decade ago, which just tells you how long I’ve been reading his work. Here is a video...

The father could be reached for comment

Chaps, remember how last week I posted up a story about a serious thot who banged at least 50 guys while deeply depressed over losing out on a reality TV show called Bachelor in Paradise, or some such? The Soviet Man, Nikolai Vladivostok, channeled Aaron Clarey...

It’s nice when they come with warning labels

Our good friend The Male Brain sent over a Monday Instathot candidate the other day, and I figured that I would use her for a future Great Mondaydact Browser Buster installment. But then I looked into detail at what she’s all about, and I figured that she...

That’s a… novel strategy…

The Half-Blood Princess evidently suffers from a severe irony deficit: Meghan Markle wants the biography on her and Prince Harry’s life to be released sooner rather than later because she believes the book will set the record straight on why they chose to leave...

The Trojan Horse-Faced Feminist

The geekwebz have been blowing up with howls of outrage from gamers infuriated by the SocJus bullshit that appears to have infested the upcoming so-called “blockbuster” release, The Last of Us 2. Everyone who has played the original game – and quite...

Simps gonna simp

Chaps, remember when, as our friend 1st Sgt Terrence Popp (USArmy, Ret) put it in a truly hilarious video from very nearly a year ago, “Jeff Bezos lost half his pesos”? Turns out that his phone got hacked after he got a “malicious...

The girl from Kharkiv

A recent story in everyone’s favourite daily large-circulation tabloid caught my eye concerning a young woman from Ukraine who decided to sell her virginity for about US$1.4 MILLION, mostly because it serves as both confirmation and warning of some very painful...

“Harry and the Half-Blood Princess”, indeed

The title of this post is a direct reference to a classic missive by our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Vox Day, who wrote back at the end of November 2017 – more than two years ago – that he expected that “young” (he’s my...
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