“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

And here we go

New POWERWOLF album dropped today. And it’s BADASS. I have been waiting for this one ever since it was announced back in, like April. I downloaded it about 5 hours back and have been listening to it pretty much non-stop ever since. And I have good news for my...

Of all the idiotic things to say…

Dave Grohl, of the FOO FIGHTERS and formerly NIRVANA, was asked such a monumentally idiotic question recently by – guess who! – someone from Rolling Stone magazine that I have to ask whether or not the “journalist” in question even...

#MetalMonday

Lord, but I hate Mondays. So does everyone else, I’m sure – but somehow Mondays here are truly horrid. So I figure we might as well remedy this with some metal, followed by lifting heavy shit. New POWERWOLF single from the new album. Watch and...

Us against the world

Here is my submission for the #MAGA anthem, courtesy of ACCEPT: Yes, the sentiment might be a little silly – it is one of those standard “metal will never die” sort of anthems – but it expresses the reality of our situation very well...

Getting tired?

President Trump announced his pick for retiring Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy’s seat, and it looks like, once again, the God-Emperor has delivered a resounding victory to his legions of followers: President Trump nominated appeals court judge Brett...

How powerlifters celebrate

The way I see it, if you are going to celebrate America’s birthday, you might as well do it using some dope-ass footage of a swole guy lifting heavy shit – with FIREWORKS!!! A post shared by gymfuckery™ (@gymfuckery) on Jul 4, 2018 at 10:38pm PDT Oh, and...

Music for breaking things

Sent to me by a reader, here is something to start off your Sunday morning the right way: Oddly enough, the song title features in the last line of the introduction to the book that I am writing. I posted up that introduction a while back, then went through and...

Heilige Mutter!!!

New POWERWOLF single off their upcoming album. I’ll just shut up now: Boy, am I looking forward to this new album. It should be an absolute hoot to listen to. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook...

Good pun

I mentioned back in April that everybody’s favourite cheesy operatic power metal band, POWERWOLF, is going to release a new album with truly badass cover artwork. Well, it so happens that the first single from that album has now been released, and here...

Hard to disagree, Hank

Henry Rollins – of BLACK FLAG fame – had some rather interesting things to say about his experiences opening for THE GREATEST FREAKIN’ BAND OF ALL TI… uh, I mean, IRON MAIDEN: Now I’ve been to my fair share of IRON MAIDEN concerts –...