“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Getting tired?

President Trump announced his pick for retiring Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy’s seat, and it looks like, once again, the God-Emperor has delivered a resounding victory to his legions of followers: President Trump nominated appeals court judge Brett...

How powerlifters celebrate

The way I see it, if you are going to celebrate America’s birthday, you might as well do it using some dope-ass footage of a swole guy lifting heavy shit – with FIREWORKS!!! A post shared by gymfuckery™ (@gymfuckery) on Jul 4, 2018 at 10:38pm PDT Oh, and...

Music for breaking things

Sent to me by a reader, here is something to start off your Sunday morning the right way: Oddly enough, the song title features in the last line of the introduction to the book that I am writing. I posted up that introduction a while back, then went through and...

Heilige Mutter!!!

New POWERWOLF single off their upcoming album. I’ll just shut up now: Boy, am I looking forward to this new album. It should be an absolute hoot to listen to. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook...

Good pun

I mentioned back in April that everybody’s favourite cheesy operatic power metal band, POWERWOLF, is going to release a new album with truly badass cover artwork. Well, it so happens that the first single from that album has now been released, and here...

Hard to disagree, Hank

Henry Rollins – of BLACK FLAG fame – had some rather interesting things to say about his experiences opening for THE GREATEST FREAKIN’ BAND OF ALL TI… uh, I mean, IRON MAIDEN: Now I’ve been to my fair share of IRON MAIDEN concerts –...

Power metal monday

Not to state the obvious or anything – at least, anymore than usual – but it is Monday. Yeah. I know. It sucks. So to make that particular bitter pill go down just a little bit more easily, here is some supremely ridiculous and cheesy happy power metal to...

Karmic justice

Exactly a year ago I wrote about how the superb ABC comedy Last Man Standing, starring really-for-real Hollywood right-winger Tim Allen, was canned by its home network because… reasons. It was a truly retarded decision at the time, and has since been...

The Hell March

Seeing as how today is Victory Day in Europe and Russia, I figured that it might be worth acknowledging that fact by showing you a badass video of the Russians holding their annual parade in Red Square, set to “Hell March” from the Command and...

Battle hymns

As we all know, if you are going to march off to war – or do anything manly and therefore worth doing – it always helps to be in the right frame of mind. And the best way to get into that frame of mind is through using music designed specifically to put...