“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Power metal monday

Not to state the obvious or anything – at least, anymore than usual – but it is Monday. Yeah. I know. It sucks. So to make that particular bitter pill go down just a little bit more easily, here is some supremely ridiculous and cheesy happy power metal to...

Karmic justice

Exactly a year ago I wrote about how the superb ABC comedy Last Man Standing, starring really-for-real Hollywood right-winger Tim Allen, was canned by its home network because… reasons. It was a truly retarded decision at the time, and has since been...

The Hell March

Seeing as how today is Victory Day in Europe and Russia, I figured that it might be worth acknowledging that fact by showing you a badass video of the Russians holding their annual parade in Red Square, set to “Hell March” from the Command and...

Battle hymns

As we all know, if you are going to march off to war – or do anything manly and therefore worth doing – it always helps to be in the right frame of mind. And the best way to get into that frame of mind is through using music designed specifically to put...

Dammit, Carey…

The lovable bastard just got me hooked on this great new GHOST song, which will be released on their upcoming album: The chorus… the riff… the tune… This song is so catchy, it needs to be quarantined by the CDC. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new...

Now this, I want to see

Way back in about 2008 or so, shortly after the release of The Dark Knight, Warner Bros. Animation released a compilation DVD of six anime short stories featuring the one and only Kevin Conroy as the voice of the Goddamned Batman. That was pretty badass. The animation...

Batmetal Forever

First, there was BATMETAL. My readers – all 3 of them at the time – and I promptly plotzed. Then, BATMETAL returned, and it seemed as if the gods themselves had decreed the perfect alignment of heavy metal (supplied by DETHKLOK, natch) and bonkers...

What she said

Paul Joseph Watson had a go at beating up on a VICE article that tried to mock conservatives for having a tough time dating in liberaltard big cities, and did so by having a girl who calls herself “Ashton Birdie” as his guest. Now, I think PJW is great...

Gunny and the Duke

Your argument is invalid: It is just a cryin’ shame that two such epic legends appeared together in a commercial for the beer-flavoured horse-piss that is Coors Light. Now, I know that insulting Coors, Budweiser, and Miller – in any of their various forms...