“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Dammit, Carey…

The lovable bastard just got me hooked on this great new GHOST song, which will be released on their upcoming album: The chorus… the riff… the tune… This song is so catchy, it needs to be quarantined by the CDC. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new...

Now this, I want to see

Way back in about 2008 or so, shortly after the release of The Dark Knight, Warner Bros. Animation released a compilation DVD of six anime short stories featuring the one and only Kevin Conroy as the voice of the Goddamned Batman. That was pretty badass. The animation...

Batmetal Forever

First, there was BATMETAL. My readers – all 3 of them at the time – and I promptly plotzed. Then, BATMETAL returned, and it seemed as if the gods themselves had decreed the perfect alignment of heavy metal (supplied by DETHKLOK, natch) and bonkers...

What she said

Paul Joseph Watson had a go at beating up on a VICE article that tried to mock conservatives for having a tough time dating in liberaltard big cities, and did so by having a girl who calls herself “Ashton Birdie” as his guest. Now, I think PJW is great...

Gunny and the Duke

Your argument is invalid: It is just a cryin’ shame that two such epic legends appeared together in a commercial for the beer-flavoured horse-piss that is Coors Light. Now, I know that insulting Coors, Budweiser, and Miller – in any of their various forms...

Mehr POWERWOLF, Bitte

One of my all-time favourite goofball metal bands is releasing a new album later this year, and I have to say, the album artwork alone looks amazing: DAAAAAAAAMN… Reminds me a lot of the truly amazing artwork from IRON MAIDEN’s The Number of the Beast,...

There goes my morning coffee

Leo covers DIRE STRAITS, and… well, this: Actually, I find it better than the original in most respects – except for the solo, which still sounds better the way Mark Knopfler played it in the original, no matter what: And of course the ending, in...

The Mountain That Lifts

Halfthor Bjornsson, who used to play a rather nasty character named Gregor Clegane on HBO’s adaptation of George Rape Rape Martin’s never-ending and extremely sadistic exercise in nihilistic epic fantasy, also happens to be one of the strongest men...

Speaking of wolves in the church…

Yep. POWERWOLF. Enough said, really: I really do love these guys. Yes, they are incredibly goofy and silly, and yes, the corpse paint shtick is a bit weird in what is, effectively, a power metal band. But it is undeniably effective. Share this: Share on X (Opens...