“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Dumber than NPCs

I did not think it was possible to trigger the Left harder and faster than through the old KEK meme – but apparently the weaponised autists over at the various chans are hell-bent on proving me wrong. Much to my delight, I should add: The new “NPC” meme mocks...

Boob tube humour

This one is dedicated to a reader who is going through some very difficult personal issues right now. Strength and courage, my friend. Given how depressingly stupid politics and current events have gotten recently – and, not entirely coincidentally, given how...

Racist but funny

Some of you connoisseurs of great British comedy may remember a show called Goodness Gracious Me, which used to air on the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation’s radio and eventually television stations from 1996 to 2001 – about two years on the radio and...

Payback is a bitch

And her name is Savannah Sprague, apparently: so my little sister got in a fight tonight and i don’t think i’ve ever been more proud 😂😂 with her phone in her hand & everything lmao THATS MY MF SISTER LETS GOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/8Bpxc30d0Z — sierra sprague...

The Left’s thermal exhaust port

Remember the penultimate scene of the very first STAR WARS movie? The iconic, pivotal, brilliant Death Star Trench Run? Remember how Luke Skywalker piloted his X-wing through a turbolaser-infested trench, into a veritable hurricane of enemy fire, while being...

Patton’s speech

If you have never seen the brilliant 1970 film Patton, starring George C. Scott – log off your computer, go to your nearest library (or, more conveniently, find your nearest good streaming service), and spend the next two hours watching it. Now that you have...

I’ll take the hand grenade

Especially after having to witness Mat Best in drag: I do quite like the idea of handling ISIS terrorists using a Barrett M-82 50-cal, though. I cannot imagine a better way to send a goathumper to Jannah, short of maybe a 120mm anti-personnel canister cartridge fired...

“Mortally challenged”

In yesterday’s post about the upcoming new HALO game (pause here while I recover my breath from cheering for a full minute), my buddy Last Redoubt pointed out that there is also a new DOOM game aimed for release pretty soon this year. It’s called DOOM...

HALO Infinite

New HALO game. Which as far as I’m concerned is almost as important as the question of who’s going to be the next freakin’ Pope. I can’t believe I missed the announcement trailer dropping at E3 – that was two months ago and...

Monday Grouchies

A reader told me to go check out the Powerline blog’s Week In Pictures archives for various funny things. His advice was, of course, excellent – it turns out that those archives are packed full of very funny cartoons and demotivators that perfectly capture...