“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The Left’s thermal exhaust port

Remember the penultimate scene of the very first STAR WARS movie? The iconic, pivotal, brilliant Death Star Trench Run? Remember how Luke Skywalker piloted his X-wing through a turbolaser-infested trench, into a veritable hurricane of enemy fire, while being...

Patton’s speech

If you have never seen the brilliant 1970 film Patton, starring George C. Scott – log off your computer, go to your nearest library (or, more conveniently, find your nearest good streaming service), and spend the next two hours watching it. Now that you have...

I’ll take the hand grenade

Especially after having to witness Mat Best in drag: I do quite like the idea of handling ISIS terrorists using a Barrett M-82 50-cal, though. I cannot imagine a better way to send a goathumper to Jannah, short of maybe a 120mm anti-personnel canister cartridge fired...

“Mortally challenged”

In yesterday’s post about the upcoming new HALO game (pause here while I recover my breath from cheering for a full minute), my buddy Last Redoubt pointed out that there is also a new DOOM game aimed for release pretty soon this year. It’s called DOOM...

HALO Infinite

New HALO game. Which as far as I’m concerned is almost as important as the question of who’s going to be the next freakin’ Pope. I can’t believe I missed the announcement trailer dropping at E3 – that was two months ago and...

Monday Grouchies

A reader told me to go check out the Powerline blog’s Week In Pictures archives for various funny things. His advice was, of course, excellent – it turns out that those archives are packed full of very funny cartoons and demotivators that perfectly capture...

And here we go

New POWERWOLF album dropped today. And it’s BADASS. I have been waiting for this one ever since it was announced back in, like April. I downloaded it about 5 hours back and have been listening to it pretty much non-stop ever since. And I have good news for my...

Of all the idiotic things to say…

Dave Grohl, of the FOO FIGHTERS and formerly NIRVANA, was asked such a monumentally idiotic question recently by – guess who! – someone from Rolling Stone magazine that I have to ask whether or not the “journalist” in question even...

#MetalMonday

Lord, but I hate Mondays. So does everyone else, I’m sure – but somehow Mondays here are truly horrid. So I figure we might as well remedy this with some metal, followed by lifting heavy shit. New POWERWOLF single from the new album. Watch and...

Us against the world

Here is my submission for the #MAGA anthem, courtesy of ACCEPT: Yes, the sentiment might be a little silly – it is one of those standard “metal will never die” sort of anthems – but it expresses the reality of our situation very well...