“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The rising

When I saw a headline over onThe Daily Mail a couple of days ago screaming bloody murder about how a bunch of white boys from a Catholic high school in Kentucky mocked a Native American “elder” and Vietnam veteran, my first thought was…...

“HAMMOOOONND!!!”

THE GRAND TOUR is returning for the third – and, if rumours are true, final – season. I’ll just leave it at that, really, because the trailer is SWEET: Gentlemen, I have a terrible confession to make… I still have not finished...

The thinkers and the feelers

Our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) has released a new Voxiversity video, and once more he and the Voxiversity Foundation have done a superb job of illustrating and teaching the difference between dialectic and rhetoric: The audio is unfortunately a...

Modern pop music, explained

Owen “Big Bear” Benjamin once had a go at explaining the, uh, “appeal” – if you can call it that – of Coldplay and Pearl Jam, and I have to say, he did an excellent job: Now, normally I do not and will not listen to Coldplay, under...

Two years of non-stop #WINNING!!!

It has been very nearly two years since Donald Trump was elected President, and he has certainly taken the country, and by extension much of the world, on a very wild ride. But one thing has remained consistent throughout the last two years: the commitment of the...

Big Chief Spreading Bull

I realise that I am a few days late in joining into the pile-on regarding Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s hilariously failed “DNA test”, in which she set out to “prove” that she has Native American ancestry and instead ended up proving that she...

Dumber than NPCs

I did not think it was possible to trigger the Left harder and faster than through the old KEK meme – but apparently the weaponised autists over at the various chans are hell-bent on proving me wrong. Much to my delight, I should add: The new “NPC” meme mocks...

Boob tube humour

This one is dedicated to a reader who is going through some very difficult personal issues right now. Strength and courage, my friend. Given how depressingly stupid politics and current events have gotten recently – and, not entirely coincidentally, given how...

Racist but funny

Some of you connoisseurs of great British comedy may remember a show called Goodness Gracious Me, which used to air on the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation’s radio and eventually television stations from 1996 to 2001 – about two years on the radio and...

Payback is a bitch

And her name is Savannah Sprague, apparently: so my little sister got in a fight tonight and i don’t think i’ve ever been more proud 😂😂 with her phone in her hand & everything lmao THATS MY MF SISTER LETS GOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/8Bpxc30d0Z — sierra sprague...