“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The powerlifter’s anthem

This might just be the greatest power metal video ever made: This, my friends, is what we have been waiting for. It is a power metal song about lifting heavy weights and building muscle, and the video features a bunch of guys in really cheesy 80s superhero costumes...

The complete vindication of the God-Emperor

Being in Arabland as I am right now – long story, with pictures to follow later – I am rather behind on the news and my posting in general, but I did want to comment on the fact that Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation has now closed, and...

Now that’s what I call a parade!

We shitlords have been calling Donald Trump the God-Emperor for nigh-on four years now, and with very, very good reason. It is a meme with two meanings, if you know your sci-fi canons. The first has to do with the WARHAMMER 40,000 sci-fi tabletop wargaming...

Podrafting with the Gentleman Adventurer

Our friendly neighbourhood Gentleman Adventurer had a guest on his podcast yesterday, and that guest just so happened to be yer ‘umble servant ‘ere. Now, to hear his side of the story, I badgered him to be on his podcast until he finally relented and gave...

The rising

When I saw a headline over onThe Daily Mail a couple of days ago screaming bloody murder about how a bunch of white boys from a Catholic high school in Kentucky mocked a Native American “elder” and Vietnam veteran, my first thought was…...

“HAMMOOOONND!!!”

THE GRAND TOUR is returning for the third – and, if rumours are true, final – season. I’ll just leave it at that, really, because the trailer is SWEET: Gentlemen, I have a terrible confession to make… I still have not finished...

The thinkers and the feelers

Our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) has released a new Voxiversity video, and once more he and the Voxiversity Foundation have done a superb job of illustrating and teaching the difference between dialectic and rhetoric: The audio is unfortunately a...

Modern pop music, explained

Owen “Big Bear” Benjamin once had a go at explaining the, uh, “appeal” – if you can call it that – of Coldplay and Pearl Jam, and I have to say, he did an excellent job: Now, normally I do not and will not listen to Coldplay, under...

Two years of non-stop #WINNING!!!

It has been very nearly two years since Donald Trump was elected President, and he has certainly taken the country, and by extension much of the world, on a very wild ride. But one thing has remained consistent throughout the last two years: the commitment of the...

Big Chief Spreading Bull

I realise that I am a few days late in joining into the pile-on regarding Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s hilariously failed “DNA test”, in which she set out to “prove” that she has Native American ancestry and instead ended up proving that she...