“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Let them get their faces punched in

What follows is even stupider than this It would appear that the Rowdy One thinks that she could take on the boys and win- or at least, she could if they are her size: UFC women’s bantamweight champion and all-around American badass Ronda Rousey said on ESPN’s...

Clint can deal

It would appear that Clint Eastwood’s latest girlfriend is, how you say, a few cards short of a full deck: Clint Eastwood showed off his new girlfriend Christina Sandera on the red carpet at the Academy Awards, and now her ex-husband is opening up about their...

She never gets old

Well, it’s far more accurate to say that Michelle Jenneke’s warm-up dancing routine never gets old: As for Ms. Jenneke herself, she’s about 21 now and… well, this: Somehow I don’t remember hurdling being quite this interesting The thing...

The sackless Thor

If this is what the new, female version of Thor has to offer, the world is better off letting Loki win: I thought the point of a comic was to entertain? “Feminist” is actually a worse four-letter word than “NAZI” This HAS to be some...

The anti-feminine package

Christy Mack Prof. of Skankology, Accidental Trollop University “Let Me Tell You a Story to Chill the Bones, ‘Bout a Thing That I Saw…” Ladies and gentlemen, if I may ask for your indulgence, let me spin you a little yarn. It’s the tale...

#Gamergate and 4GW

It just doesn’t get any more badass than this At first as an observer, and now a direct participant in #Gamergate, I’ve watched over the past 6 months or so as the pro-#Gamergate faction has used the tactics and philosophies of 4th-Generation Warfare...

Domain Query: Fun with numbers

Who says maths is boring? Sean Carnegie had some intriguing thoughts to contribute to my own write-up about a woman who has banged more than ten thousand men: For comparison, it’s said that every time an NFL player gets hit (I would assume only being a ball...

She’s certainly shaking something

What happens when you put a Taylor Swift single into an atom-smasher along with polka music and a metal shredfest? Well… this: (Kindly sent to me by Carey) I think I might have ruptured something laughing so hard. There is a particularly priceless moment right...

Because SCIENCE

Science: what scientists THINK they do Get this, folks- it turns out that saturated fat isn’t quite as horrible for you as we’ve all been told to believe it was. Indeed, the expert consensus that we were told was stamped and ratified by governments...

The girl who cried “rape”

Surprise Buttsecks: Lying Mattress Girl Edition Looks like Emma Sulkowicz’s experience with her surprise back-door caller wasn’t quite so surprising- and she wasn’t quite as broken up about it as she would like us to believe: Emma Sulkowicz, the...