“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Photobama

The Presidential Seal photobombs the biggest idiot to stand in front of it since Jimmy Carter: Nothing says “gravitas” like two horns sticking out of your head The man is a moron and a narcissist- and like all dumb narcissists, he cannot bear to be laughed...

A worse love story than Twilight

If such a thing could even possibly exist, this might be a contender: (h/t Elgintensity) This reminds me of what happened last Friday night when I was doing my heavy powerlifting workout. These two really rather fetching young ladies walked in- a blonde and a...

Poetic justice

Ironic, ain’t it? I know we’re supposed to be charitable and compassionate and all that, but there are times when schadenfreude is just too delicious to pass up. Like, say, when a church manages to solve its Gay Mafia problem by using the results of...

Frozen fans are sick bastards

Well, at least they are when they start writing fan fiction. Honestly, I don’t know whether to laugh my head off or be violently ill. (I think this is safe for work- I didn’t watch it past the first few minutes, it was that ridiculous. Just please,...

Shorts

So No More Jar Jar Binks, Then? Pictured: A former filmmaker and producer Jabba the Lucas is apparently a bit pissed off at the fact that Disney (very wisely) ignored all of his ideas for STAR WARS VII: The Force Awakens. They even had the audacity, the bare-faced...

The hidden cost of Europe’s “free stuff”

They’re loony, jingoistic, and gun-obsessed- God love the crazy bastards! Roman Holiday The venerable Captain went on a holiday to Europe late last year and- to his complete and total lack of surprise- discovered that his European cousins pay a rather steep...

Barnhardt steps up to bat

And knocks it straight outta da park! Oh, and this video is pretty NSFW after about the halfway mark: (Baseball analogies do not come naturally to me. It’s not a game that I understand, even slightly. Then again, I’ve only ever met one American that...

How to deal with teenagers

John Becker, M.D., shows us the way: Money quote: Congratulations, you’ve now reached a level of stupidity normally reserved for Republicans and other lower primates… Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window)...

Conservatives are starting to get it

Ronald Reagan: Saints Row IV Edition In which I note with a certain grimly amused satisfaction that the “mainstream” end of the conservative crowd is finally, however dimly and poorly and belatedly, beginning to understand what Islam really is- and how to...