“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The pretend President

The pretend President

I make no secret of my utter disdain for Elensky the Puppet Pecker Piano Player President of 404-Land, aka Ukraine. The guy is an utter joke. He is a not-particularly-funny comedian placed in power as a direct result of machinations by the billionaire Small-Hat...
Domain Query: Gamma RCI

Domain Query: Gamma RCI

The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy continues to be a topic of much interest – and far too much Gamma-sperging – even to this day, something like a decade after Our Beloved and Dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Voxemort the Most Malevolent and Terrible originally...
If you give a mouse a Ukie…

If you give a mouse a Ukie…

There has been an awful lot of innarwebz traffic over the past few days about a story of a Ukrainian refugee who fled her war-torn country and was taken in by a family over in West Yorkshire. It is a story that is equal parts hilarious, tragic, and darkly ironic....
Presstitute roast

Presstitute roast

It is always great fun to watch whorenalists these days getting destroyed by their interviewees and called out on their lies. And few are better at this sort of brutal defenestration than an Eastern European strongman. Whether it is Vladimir Putin, the Neo-Tsar, or...
With lots of bangs and then a whimper

With lots of bangs and then a whimper

Those of you who have been keeping up with my Telegram channel – join if you haven’t already, a lot of my regular readers are there already and contribute to a robust discussion in the comments – will know that, early this morning, a substantial...
Franchise destruction day

Franchise destruction day

I only realised that it is May the 4th while I was in the shower, preparing for the day. In all honesty, I don’t much care for STAR WARS Day anymore, simply because of the egregious and wanton acts of extreme destruction inflicted upon the franchise by the House...
If Plan A doesn’t work…

If Plan A doesn’t work…

Jacob Dreizin is, by his own description, “an immigrant, a U.S. Army veteran with two master’s degrees, a long-time Washington, D.C. area resident, and a family man”. I was not aware of him or his activities until a few days ago, when the Greek gentlemen...
King Zarnulf of Hy-Bandera

King Zarnulf of Hy-Bandera

A good friend of mine grew up watching movies like Erik the Viking, which I confess I’ve never seen, and Real Genius. From those most excellent movies – this was back in the days when comedy movies were actually, y’know, FUNNY, instead of tiresome...
Merc with a mouth

Merc with a mouth

British investigator Graham Phillips – he is decidedly not a journalist, since he is actually honest, competent, and independent-minded – sat down for a chat with Aiden Eslin, aka “Cossackgundi”, the British mercenary captured by the Russians...
The dying God

The dying God

In times of great evil, such as the one that we are living through right now, it is common for people to blame God for that evil and to argue that He is its root. The people who say these things genuinely do not understand what God is, and why, when He passes...