“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Scrubbing away the veneer

Scrubbing away the veneer

Quite a while ago, when he appeared as a guest on THE GREATEST TV SHOW OF ALL TIME, a certain Boris Johnson was asked by Ye Greateste Livinge Englisheman, the legendary philosopher Clarksonius, to explain exactly what his core characteristics are. The words uttered by...
Life isn’t supposed to imitate art like that

Life isn’t supposed to imitate art like that

Sometimes you see a story in the news where you think to yourself, “the people behind that idea cannot possibly be so stupid as to turn that into reality, right???”. And then you read on a little bit, and you realise that not only are they that stupid, but...
An enema for “emanations”

An enema for “emanations”

As pretty much all of my American readers know all too well, the whole issue of “abortion rights” in the USSA has been one of the most divisive and poisonous in the culture wars for 50 years. Justice Harry Blackmun’s nonsensical and utterly tortured...
And that’s how it’s done

And that’s how it’s done

As you all know, I have nothing but utter contempt – and even, at this point, a seemingly very un-Christian hatred – for the whorenalists and presstitutes that make up pretty much the entirety of the so-called (((media))))))))) in the Empire of Lies. I...
The pretend President

The pretend President

I make no secret of my utter disdain for Elensky the Puppet Pecker Piano Player President of 404-Land, aka Ukraine. The guy is an utter joke. He is a not-particularly-funny comedian placed in power as a direct result of machinations by the billionaire Small-Hat...
Domain Query: Gamma RCI

Domain Query: Gamma RCI

The Socio-Sexual Hierarchy continues to be a topic of much interest – and far too much Gamma-sperging – even to this day, something like a decade after Our Beloved and Dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) Voxemort the Most Malevolent and Terrible originally...
If you give a mouse a Ukie…

If you give a mouse a Ukie…

There has been an awful lot of innarwebz traffic over the past few days about a story of a Ukrainian refugee who fled her war-torn country and was taken in by a family over in West Yorkshire. It is a story that is equal parts hilarious, tragic, and darkly ironic....
Presstitute roast

Presstitute roast

It is always great fun to watch whorenalists these days getting destroyed by their interviewees and called out on their lies. And few are better at this sort of brutal defenestration than an Eastern European strongman. Whether it is Vladimir Putin, the Neo-Tsar, or...
With lots of bangs and then a whimper

With lots of bangs and then a whimper

Those of you who have been keeping up with my Telegram channel – join if you haven’t already, a lot of my regular readers are there already and contribute to a robust discussion in the comments – will know that, early this morning, a substantial...
Franchise destruction day

Franchise destruction day

I only realised that it is May the 4th while I was in the shower, preparing for the day. In all honesty, I don’t much care for STAR WARS Day anymore, simply because of the egregious and wanton acts of extreme destruction inflicted upon the franchise by the House...