“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

“We gotta eject, Mav!!!”

“We gotta eject, Mav!!!”

Gentlemen, have any of you ever tried ground turducken? This is a particularly weird kind of “pseudo-roast” that comes from stuffing a deboned chicken into a deboned duck into a deboned turkey. Apparently, this odd concoction is popular in certain parts of...
Stepping on the dragon’s tail

Stepping on the dragon’s tail

Note: this is an expanded version of a long-form set of posts that I shared with my Telegram channel members earlier today. I have read a number of opinions this morning that China took a big L with respect to Nasty Pelosi’s visit to Taiwan yesterday. In my...
How to fight like a priest

How to fight like a priest

So some rather interesting things went down today in my Telegram channel (join now if you haven’t already – all the cool kids are there), wherein I initially posted up a video that showed two Orthodox priests engaged in fisticuffs in Banderastan....
The Western banana republics

The Western banana republics

The name of Graham Phillips probably will not be familiar to you, unless you follow his work on Telegram. I routinely forward his reportage from the LDNR territories in my Telegram chat channel, as I think he does an excellent job of providing the other side of the...
Didactic Mind, Ep 102: We Don’t Need No Edjoocayshun

Didactic Mind, Ep 102: We Don’t Need No Edjoocayshun

In this latest episode of the Didactic Mind podcast, I discuss the rather curious phenomenon that we see today of the Eurasian nations being led by (largely) competent, capable, sensible people who are well-suited to their specific positions, versus the completely...
… he’s going to ask for a glass of bilk

… he’s going to ask for a glass of bilk

Chaps, do y’all remember that post that I wrote a few weeks back about the tragicomic case of a low-Delta guy living with his baby-mama, who took in a Ukrainian refugee and then ended up running away with her? Well, it turns out that there have been a number of...
Scrubbing away the veneer

Scrubbing away the veneer

Quite a while ago, when he appeared as a guest on THE GREATEST TV SHOW OF ALL TIME, a certain Boris Johnson was asked by Ye Greateste Livinge Englisheman, the legendary philosopher Clarksonius, to explain exactly what his core characteristics are. The words uttered by...
Life isn’t supposed to imitate art like that

Life isn’t supposed to imitate art like that

Sometimes you see a story in the news where you think to yourself, “the people behind that idea cannot possibly be so stupid as to turn that into reality, right???”. And then you read on a little bit, and you realise that not only are they that stupid, but...
An enema for “emanations”

An enema for “emanations”

As pretty much all of my American readers know all too well, the whole issue of “abortion rights” in the USSA has been one of the most divisive and poisonous in the culture wars for 50 years. Justice Harry Blackmun’s nonsensical and utterly tortured...
And that’s how it’s done

And that’s how it’s done

As you all know, I have nothing but utter contempt – and even, at this point, a seemingly very un-Christian hatred – for the whorenalists and presstitutes that make up pretty much the entirety of the so-called (((media))))))))) in the Empire of Lies. I...