“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Hold them to a higher standard

Higher than, say, this AV8R/A.V. Yader/Whatshisname published a (very) long article over at Return of Kings today that had quite a lot to say about the virtues of selfishness and hedonism, in typically forthright fashion: If there’s one thing the loser has going for...

Clint can deal

It would appear that Clint Eastwood’s latest girlfriend is, how you say, a few cards short of a full deck: Clint Eastwood showed off his new girlfriend Christina Sandera on the red carpet at the Academy Awards, and now her ex-husband is opening up about their...

Father and son

Actually, my dad could probably kick my ass easily if he tried Every young man gets to a certain point in his life when he starts to think about settling down, having a family of his own, and becoming a good father. Not all of us can or should follow through on this....

Education or indoctrination?

Hey, lady, you mind getting out of the way so I can see the answer? Some bloke asked me a question the other day related to one of my very first posts, the contents of which related to why one should not choose to study Economics in university these days. His (or her)...

The anti-feminine package

Christy Mack Prof. of Skankology, Accidental Trollop University “Let Me Tell You a Story to Chill the Bones, ‘Bout a Thing That I Saw…” Ladies and gentlemen, if I may ask for your indulgence, let me spin you a little yarn. It’s the tale...

Guess the ethnicity

London: Somalia Edition An American comes to London, gets the crap beaten out of him in Shadwell, and surprisingly, the newspapers aren’t shying away from pointing out exactly what ethnic background his attackers come from: A group of men who threw 40 kicks and...

Frozen fans are sick bastards

Well, at least they are when they start writing fan fiction. Honestly, I don’t know whether to laugh my head off or be violently ill. (I think this is safe for work- I didn’t watch it past the first few minutes, it was that ridiculous. Just please,...

The hidden cost of Europe’s “free stuff”

They’re loony, jingoistic, and gun-obsessed- God love the crazy bastards! Roman Holiday The venerable Captain went on a holiday to Europe late last year and- to his complete and total lack of surprise- discovered that his European cousins pay a rather steep...