“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

President Kinnex-Man

Judging by the contents of this video, Barack Obarmy desperately needs to be introduced to the Iron God by way of being hit over the head with a barbell: When I first saw that, I damn near caused an incident, I was laughing so hard. I mean, the most powerful man in...

Domain Query: A Vile Faceless Minion’s response

There are few problems that cannot be solved through liberal application of duct tape… except liberal stupidity Someone named GunSmithKitten, who appears to be a fairly frequent commenter on Reaxxion articles, is apparently labouring under some rather severe...

Synthol: not even once

How on Earth do people convince themselves that physiques like this are to be emulated?!? In case you’re curious about what synthol is or does, the video above explains it pretty well. Synthol is basically just an oil, combined with alcohol- and the only reason...

Don’t fall for the Dubai story

For me, “home” is basically wherever my parents have made their home. Last year, when they moved back from Singapore to the old country, my method of getting home changed too. If you want to get to my country of origin, there are direct flights available-...

Rule Britannia

Given what I’ve seen of what is left of what used to be the greatest civilisation on Earth, I’d say that’s about right. Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new...

Just SHOOT the RINO already

The GOP’s 2016 electoral strategy George W. “Compassionate Conservative” Bush’s brother apparently seems to think that having yet another progressive Republican cast in the mould of Theodore Roosevelt and John McCain leading the US would be a...

The worst song ever released

Here’s a simple question for you. What’s the single worst song you’ve ever heard? I mean, EVER? There are quite a few worthy candidates. The Hamster Dance, for instance, is a perennial favourite for the title of “Worst Song Ever”. Then...

The lady’s NOT for turning

Apparently even THIS wasn’t a big enough insult to the Catwoman franchise Reader I. Fox emailed me some rather depressing news earlier today concerning everyone’s favourite cat burglar. To my surprise, I was informed that one of the best and most beloved...

Putting freedom back on the offensive

It has been a rather good week for those of us who don’t take kindly to being told what is good for us. The Supreme Dark Overlord of the Evil Legion of Evil has kindly provided the rest of us with some rather good examples of the rabbits/SJWs/CHORFs displaying...

The only girl in tennis worth your time

Well, not HER ass, obviously Normally, I could not be bothered in the least with discussing women’s tennis. I find the women’s game generally tedious and unbearable to watch, especially when Serena Williams, Maria ShriekaSharapova, and even the lissome...