“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

The worst song ever released

Here’s a simple question for you. What’s the single worst song you’ve ever heard? I mean, EVER? There are quite a few worthy candidates. The Hamster Dance, for instance, is a perennial favourite for the title of “Worst Song Ever”. Then...

The lady’s NOT for turning

Apparently even THIS wasn’t a big enough insult to the Catwoman franchise Reader I. Fox emailed me some rather depressing news earlier today concerning everyone’s favourite cat burglar. To my surprise, I was informed that one of the best and most beloved...

Putting freedom back on the offensive

It has been a rather good week for those of us who don’t take kindly to being told what is good for us. The Supreme Dark Overlord of the Evil Legion of Evil has kindly provided the rest of us with some rather good examples of the rabbits/SJWs/CHORFs displaying...

The only girl in tennis worth your time

Well, not HER ass, obviously Normally, I could not be bothered in the least with discussing women’s tennis. I find the women’s game generally tedious and unbearable to watch, especially when Serena Williams, Maria ShriekaSharapova, and even the lissome...

Learn from your betters

At some point in his life, just about every man reaches a critical fork. Driven to that point by his own insecurities, mediocrity, lack of confidence, or perhaps by forces outside of his control, he finds himself staring at a reflection in a mirror that he can no...

Messing up matriarchy

Recently I finished up Karen Traviss’s final book of the Kilo-Five Trilogy, titled HALO: Mortal Dictata. The book itself was interesting enough, I suppose; at any rate, her work in the HALOverse did a lot to raise my dismally poor opinion of her work,...

A very Gamma movie

The other day I wrote up a post aboutKingsman, possibly the best movie released in at least the last six months (and maybe even better than American Sniper), and one of the absolute best movies that I’ve ever seen. That movie delivers home truths...

Get ’em started young

You know you’ve been doing a little too much Krav Maga when you watch a ridiculously adorable video of a 7-month-old baby playing with a Siberian husky and you find yourself telling the kid to use the dog to practice his triangle and rear-naked chokes:...

Raggy! Relp!!!

Did you ever notice how awesome Daphne’s tits were as a kid? The SJWs appear to be very, very unhappy at the massive inroads made by the Sad Puppies campaign to hold science fiction to a higher standard: The Hugo Awards have been at the centre of a furore after...

That’s not gone well…

This is NOT how I thought the greatest television show ever conceived by human intelligence would end: Jeremy Clarkson faces arrest today after the BBC sacked him for punching a Top Gear producer in the face with such force he had to go to A&E.  The...