“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

Stay badass, my friend

by | Mar 10, 2016 | Uncategorized

You will never be even a tenth as blindingly cool as this I am very sad to say that we have come to the end of an era: That’s right… As of that last commercial, Jonathan Goldsmith, “the most interesting man in the world”, is now no longer the...

Cthulhu 2016

by | Mar 7, 2016 | Uncategorized

Inspired by a quote from the inimitable John C. Wright’s post today: It’s a serious question. After all, choosing the lesser evil still comes down to choosing evil. And Americans appear to have gotten really really good at picking the lesser evil....

Bombs away!

by | Mar 5, 2016 | Uncategorized

Nobody wanted this. Nobody needed this. Just about everyone who saw the trailer HATED it. So why is Sony doing something as galactically stupid as making an all-female remake/reboot/whatever of “Ghostbusters”? Oh, right. Because vaginas. Great marketing...

Tinder 2.0

by | Mar 2, 2016 | Uncategorized

Welcome to the realities of dating in 2016: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp Share on Telegram (Opens in...

That’s gonna give me nightmares

by | Mar 2, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Uncle Bill reads a Hillary Clinton storybook. Horror ensues: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp Share on...

Told you so

by | Mar 1, 2016 | Uncategorized

(Yeah, I know, the video quality is shite. Sorry.) All I can say is that I totally called this one: I never expected #idiocracy to become a documentary. — Etan Cohen (@etanjc) February 24, 2016 Well, with all due respect, Mr. Cohen, this is what I had to say on the...

When SJWs get the run of the place

by | Feb 26, 2016 | Uncategorized

Apparently these assclowns cater exclusively to the “douchebag” market. That’s the only way I can explain why they’re all dressed like vaginal cleansing aids. Does anyone else find it highly ironic that a company that specialises in telling...

A masterclass in ass-kicking

by | Feb 19, 2016 | Uncategorized

I never get tired of watching Holly Holm beat the bejeezus out of Ronda Rousey- and now the UFC has finally made the full video from UFC193 available for us to view: I can’t be the only one that notices just how much Holly Holm looks like Ivan Drago there…...

Lose. Hope.

by | Feb 17, 2016 | Uncategorized

Am I the only one who notices the unnaturally gigantic head on that guy? You know how the Baby Boomer generation’s motto went something like, “Don’t trust anyone over thirty”? Well, as far as Millennials are concerned, the appropriate phrase...

RIP Antonin Scalia

by | Feb 14, 2016 | Uncategorized

I have to admit, when I saw this news, I simply couldn’t believe that Justice Scalia had left us: U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has been found dead at a luxury resort in west Texas, news outlets are reporting. The Justice apparently died of natural...