“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

That’s gonna give me nightmares

by | Mar 2, 2016 | fat girl jihad, Uncategorized

Uncle Bill reads a Hillary Clinton storybook. Horror ensues: Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window) LinkedIn Share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window) WhatsApp Share on...

Told you so

by | Mar 1, 2016 | Uncategorized

(Yeah, I know, the video quality is shite. Sorry.) All I can say is that I totally called this one: I never expected #idiocracy to become a documentary. — Etan Cohen (@etanjc) February 24, 2016 Well, with all due respect, Mr. Cohen, this is what I had to say on the...

When SJWs get the run of the place

by | Feb 26, 2016 | Uncategorized

Apparently these assclowns cater exclusively to the “douchebag” market. That’s the only way I can explain why they’re all dressed like vaginal cleansing aids. Does anyone else find it highly ironic that a company that specialises in telling...

A masterclass in ass-kicking

by | Feb 19, 2016 | Uncategorized

I never get tired of watching Holly Holm beat the bejeezus out of Ronda Rousey- and now the UFC has finally made the full video from UFC193 available for us to view: I can’t be the only one that notices just how much Holly Holm looks like Ivan Drago there…...

Lose. Hope.

by | Feb 17, 2016 | Uncategorized

Am I the only one who notices the unnaturally gigantic head on that guy? You know how the Baby Boomer generation’s motto went something like, “Don’t trust anyone over thirty”? Well, as far as Millennials are concerned, the appropriate phrase...

RIP Antonin Scalia

by | Feb 14, 2016 | Uncategorized

I have to admit, when I saw this news, I simply couldn’t believe that Justice Scalia had left us: U.S. Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia has been found dead at a luxury resort in west Texas, news outlets are reporting. The Justice apparently died of natural...

Well, at least college is still good for something

by | Feb 13, 2016 | Uncategorized

And that would be the ability to mercilessly taunt the unwashed crybullies and bitchy ugly feminists that go to them: Don’t watch that while drinking hot liquids of any kind. Didact will not be held responsible for damages to monitors, keyboards, or stomach...

When the shoggoths took control

by | Feb 11, 2016 | Uncategorized

The Prophecy Out of Time At the Mountains of Madness by H.P. Lovecraft is one of the finest horror stories ever written, and it is as superb as it is because the great man did such a brilliant job of evoking a Gothic, frightening atmosphere in which hope slowly...

And that’s how you handle the media

by | Feb 8, 2016 | Uncategorized

With a mixture of amusement, contempt, and outright bare-knuckled aggression: Watch the whole thing if you can. Roosh does a terrific job of owning up to what he has written. He does not apologise, does not back down, does not attempt to soften his message even in the...

“Survival cancels out programming”

by | Feb 5, 2016 | Uncategorized

(With apologies to LtCol. Tom Kratman for blatantly ripping off a, um, Kratmanism.) A little over ten years ago, a retired Lieutenant Colonel from the Army who had recently turned his hand to writing science fiction released a book “written in collaboration...