“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”
I was talking with one of my readers in real life – yes, that does happen from time to time – and we got to jawin’ on the subject of what true and total war actually looks like, riffing off of the fact that His Most Benevolent and Legendary Celestial...
I have been promising (or threatening, depending on how you look at it, I suppose) to start up my own podcast for quite some time. I have finally gone and done it. Here is the very first episode of what I hope to turn into a weekly podcasting series. In this episode,...
There is a legend in foreign policy circles concerning the way in which the borders of Jordan and Saudi Arabia came to be. The eastern border of the Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan – which is ruled over by, supposedly, a really-for-real descendant of Islam’s...
The Project Veritas scoop on CNN has clearly shown absolutely incontrovertible evidence, from within the belly of the beast, of media malfeasance of the worst kind: It’s not like anybody who reads my work needs to be reminded that the Clown News Network is a...
While we’re on the subject of Zuck the Uber-Gamma, it would appear that Faceborg considers itself a publisher, not a platform: Facebook, in court filings defending itself from a lawsuit filed by activist and congressional candidate Laura Loomer, has cited its...
Commenter NewTunesForOldLogos gave me the best news that I’ve had in a long while on my previous post about Red Bernie’s heart attack: Congratulations on being banned from Facebook! I tried to share a link to this post, and your whole blog is blacklisted....
As most of you know by now, Senator Bernie Sanders from Vermont was rushed to hospital a few days ago and two stents were inserted into his arterial passages in order to unblock the blood flow in his body. The irony of this very high-quality and very high-speed...
Via our beloved and dreaded Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) comes two bits of news that can only be described as “so incredibly stupid that they make the Death Star’s design flaws look sensible”. The first one concerns the “established canonical...
Remember that Mel Gibson period-piece film, The Patriot, which actually was a rather good, if somewhat inaccurate, stylised portrayal of the battle for American independence in the southern colonies? Do y’all remember that scene where the colonial Congress of...
It used to be easy for me to insult the New York F***ing Times by calling them ПРАВДА, which those of you who know your history will recognise as the state-run newspaper in Soviet times whose name meant, hilariously, “truth” in Russian. The Russkies...
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