“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

So about those Kung Flu tests…

So about those Kung Flu tests…

Our good friend Dawn Pine sent me this video last week. I originally intended to put it into yesterday’s Great Mondaydact Browser Mulcher – which, trust me, is a HIGHLY apt description, given what those posts do to my Chromium memory usage – but...
Fooling most of the people most of the time

Fooling most of the people most of the time

The picture that you see above is of a certain Vince Sant, the face of one of the most hated and reviled – yet wildly successful – fitness and supplement companies in the world. That’s right, the male model second from right is the public face of...
Show us your Bobas

Show us your Bobas

So Gina “Crush” Carano sat down with the Littlest Chickenhawk, Benny Shapiru, to talk about the lessons that she learned from her firing by the Devil Mouse. Despite the fact that a Neo-Palestinian Gamma is interviewing her, the actual interview itself is...
The 3,000th

The 3,000th

Clearly I wasn’t paying attention to my post numbers, but it just so happened that my post about how taking the ticket will cost you your soul, was also my three thousandth. I have to say, that strikes me as highly fitting somehow. Three thousand posts written...
Do not base your faith on the words of men

Do not base your faith on the words of men

Our favourite resident psychopath, The Dizzle hizzself, put up a long video a couple of days ago on the Ravi Zacharias scandal. It is worth watching in full to understand what went wrong: For those of you who don’t have a clue, or are not Christians, here is a...
The first passengers for Pinochet Airways

The first passengers for Pinochet Airways

As we all know by now, His Most Illustrious, Noble, August, Benevolent, and Legendary Celestial Majesty, the God-Emperor of Mankind, Donaldus Triumphus Magnus Astra, the First of His Name, the Lion of Midnight, the Chaddest of Chads, may the Lord bless him and...
Execute Order 66

Execute Order 66

Most of you have no doubt heard the news by now that GIna “Crush” Carano, former Strikeforce women’s Lightweight division champion and sometime actress, has been fired by the Devil Mouse for something or other that she Twatted. (Pun intended.) Pretty...
Guest Post: Living with COVID  by The Male Brain

Guest Post: Living with COVID by The Male Brain

Our good friend The Male Brain is back with a translation of a long article by an Israeli Big Brain. Following on from a similar post last year, wherein Dawn Pine translated a blog post from Dr. Roey Tzezana, Dawn has translated a new blog post from the same guy. This...
Didactic Mind, Ep 65: The Fate of Empires

Didactic Mind, Ep 65: The Fate of Empires

In this week’s podcast, I talk about the current, parlous, state of affairs in American politics. The installation of the Fake President and the San FranciscHo has created a moral vacuum and a severely destabilising political crisis. This is the classic symptom...
The empire that is united, must come apart

The empire that is united, must come apart

Note: This post is adapted from an email that I sent to my subscribers earlier today. If you have not yet subscribed to my mailing list, make sure you do so here. Wednesday January 20th came and went. The Storm never happened. President Trump left the White House and...