“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

How did I not know about this before?!?

Our beloved Supreme Dark Lord (PBUH) has indicated that the time is right for the return of the meme. All I have to say is… how the HELL is it possible that I have never heard of Orcposting before?!? It turns out that there are some absolutely hysterical memes...

Bah, humbug!

Apparently someone famous got married to someone else famous over in the United Kingdom of Used To Be Great, and like all y’all, I just could not be bothered to call it a “royal marriage”, because it isn’t one. Nor can I be bothered in the...

I hate cardio

But not as much as this guy: A post shared by gymfuckery™ (@gymfuckery) on May 17, 2018 at 10:28am PDT Quite aside from the highly amusing voice-over commentary, I do need to get something off my chest here: WHY, in the name of ALL THAT IS HOLY, do people RUN ON...

The perfect moral code

Of late I have been doing a fair amount of thinking about the nature of moral codes that we humans follow. It is plainly apparent to anyone with sense enough to count time to music that the Western world has gone profoundly wrong, to the point where almost the...

The real white privilege

This post is probably going to be very unpopular, at least at first. I cannot say that I particularly care. Regardless, in the interests of fairness you would probably do well to reserve final judgement on it until you have read it all the way through. Among the...

Power metal monday

Not to state the obvious or anything – at least, anymore than usual – but it is Monday. Yeah. I know. It sucks. So to make that particular bitter pill go down just a little bit more easily, here is some supremely ridiculous and cheesy happy power metal to...

The font of life

Mother and Child by Frederic Leighton Today is Mother’s Day here in the good ol’ US of A, and I figured that this might be a good opportunity to address a lingering, and extremely irritating, misconception about us shitlords of the Alt-Right. As I...

Karmic justice

Exactly a year ago I wrote about how the superb ABC comedy Last Man Standing, starring really-for-real Hollywood right-winger Tim Allen, was canned by its home network because… reasons. It was a truly retarded decision at the time, and has since been...

Puts things into perspective, eh?

A few mad geniuses came together and realised a concept of filming videos involving actors sitting down and cold-reading facts about various social issues off of a teleprompter. The idea was to get the unfiltered reactions of unknown and ordinary people to some basic...