“We are Forerunners. Guardians of all that exists. The roots of the Galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, towards which all intelligence blossoms… And the impervious shelter, beneath which it has prospered.”

And now for some unabashed misogyny

by | May 10, 2018 | Uncategorized

So it turns out that the camel-humpers over in the sands of Arabia have finally decided to let their women start driving – now, gentlemen, there is no need for such howls of laughter, live and let liHAHAHAHAHA: Saudi women are up in arms over the cost of driving...

Granny has a point

by | May 10, 2018 | gym idiots, Uncategorized

Via what is rapidly becoming my favourite way of mocking gym idiots: A post shared by gymfuckery™ (@gymfuckery) on May 8, 2018 at 9:10pm PDT Men who wear gloves to the gym are obviously a bit too worried about getting sand in their vaginas to lift heavy weights with...

SkyNet awakens

by | May 9, 2018 | Uncategorized

The latest developments from the company that hypocritically tells itself, and us, not to be evil, are pretty damned impressive – and equally creepy: Google today opened its annual I/O developer bash with details of how it’s going to lob machine-learning...

The Hell March

by | May 9, 2018 | Uncategorized

Seeing as how today is Victory Day in Europe and Russia, I figured that it might be worth acknowledging that fact by showing you a badass video of the Russians holding their annual parade in Red Square, set to “Hell March” from the Command and...

Brother knows best

by | May 9, 2018 | Uncategorized

With the pending nuptials of the ginger-haired younger Windsor royal to the Half-Blood Princess coming up, Meghan Markle’s half-brother has penned a rather dire, and probably quite timely, warning to Prince Harry: Dear Prince Harry, It’s not too late, Meghan...

Bullshido by any other name…

by | May 6, 2018 | Uncategorized

… still smells just as foul: I came across that Marie Claire “self-defence” video for wimmenz sometime last year, I think. One of the black belt instructors at my school saw that in his Instagram feed and showed it to a gang of us while we were...

Battle hymns

by | May 4, 2018 | Uncategorized

As we all know, if you are going to march off to war – or do anything manly and therefore worth doing – it always helps to be in the right frame of mind. And the best way to get into that frame of mind is through using music designed specifically to put...

On the J(P)Q

by | May 3, 2018 | Uncategorized

Most readers will know by now that there has been quite a bit of noise of late concerning the argument that erupted between Supreme Dark Lord Vox Day (PBUH) and philosophy professor (and YouTube superstar) Jordan B. Peterson, concerning the question of Jewish...